DANIEL C. PETERSON--GOD ASCENDANT!!!

[_CaliforniaKid]

Sorry, but Warren Jeffs is much more famous than Daniel Peterson.

Yes, but Shades specified non-GAs. Jeffs is the Prophet, remember?

Dr. P, congrats on your ascension and hallelujah to the god of Mormon apologetics! May many idols be made in your image!

[_Gazelam]

Kudos to the good Brother Peterson for having the nerve to not only visit us here in the Shady Aces, but stay long enough to reach 1,000 posts !

Congratulations, and Krispy Kremes all around !



P.S. Fresh Hot Postum is available in the pot with the yellow rim. (Unless Mercury switched them again)

[_bcspace]

Seeing as how everyone knows you got a big raise at FARMS, I thought I'd bring you your ca.....er....staff.....

[_Daniel Peterson]

Truly, yet another watershed moment in the history of Mopologetics.

Of course, this announcement isn't just for input from we, the unwashed masses. So, Dr. Peterson? What would you like to say, or otherwise what would you like to be your first Official Declaration?

In other words, SPEECH!! SPEECH!!

Aw shucks.

(it's probably time for me to retire.)

Aside from His secular accomplishments, I'd say there's a silent consensus that He's the next Hugh Nibley, although He Himself might be loathe to admit it. Am I right about that?

You're right about my being loathe to agree, but wrong, I think, about the silent consensus.

Danny, what was a more memorable day? Today with your godhood and election made sure or the day you recieved your third degree in the Sacred Order of the Tapir?

Meaning no disrespect, it was definitely my ascension to the third degree in the Sacred Order of the Tapir. Although nobody outside the Order knows this, initiates of the third degree learn the secret timetable for our conquest of Planet Earth.

Now let's see you create a universe that's shaped like a donut. Then I'll stop being an atheist.

You think, in this infinite multiverse, with undetectible baby universes being hatched constantly, that there isn't one? Silly mortal.

[_Jersey Girl]

And it came to pass that there went up a throng in the trailer park.
And shouting, interrogation and spewing of all sorts of nasty implications did abound.
And in those days there arose a King.
And he did smite the doubters with his sly sense of humor.
And the masses they did laugh.
And they saw that it was good.
And they exalted him on high and called his name Daniel.
So let it be written. So let it be done.
Goo goo g'joob

Amen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqOKvonLrH8

(See? You get a movie.)


Oh Daniel! Oh King of Krispy Creme! Let us heap praise upon thee for thee alone are worthy. We love your little visitations.





Ooops....I almost forgot something.
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Stand back from the screen Dr. Peterson.

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CONGRATULATIONS DANIEL!!!!


Now hit it boys!




Stop eating the praises, Daniel!

Jersey Girl
Resident Dispenser of Celebratory Donuts

[_William Schryver]

Oh, the shame. The shame!

How can you ever hope to live down the disgrace of having patronized The Great and Spacious Trailer Park™ to the tune of 1000 posts!

I know of no penance commensurate to your sin.

[_moksha]

Oh, the shame. The shame!

How can you ever hope to live down the disgrace of having patronized The Great and Spacious Trailer Park™ to the tune of 1000 posts!

I know of no penance commensurate to your sin.

Jealousy will get you nowhere.


Congratulations Dr. Peterson!

[_malkie]

Hi Dr P.

As Krispy Kreme donuts are, Tim Horton donuts once were; as Tim Horton donuts are, Krispy Kreme donuts may become:



Congrats!

[_Rollo Tomasi]

Truly, yet another watershed moment in the history of Mopologetics.

My hearty congratulations! Who would have ever thunk we would become gods so closely together. The honor is all mine.

[_krose]

... I'd say that Daniel Peterson is, quite literally, the most famous living Mormon who isn't either A) a General Authority, B) an athlete, or C) an entertainer.

Just nitpicking, but you should have included politicians, so as not to dis such luminaries as Mitty-boy, Orrin "Long Dong Silver" Hatch and the charismatic Harry Reid.

Anyway, well done, Dr. Peterson. Please stick around.