Running Porn: MormonTimes womens running team?

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bcspace wrote:This illustrates the pharisitical workings of the minds of counter/ex mos. In fact, I believe it's one of the main reasons they leave the Church (and can't leave it alone). They believe someone's breaking a rule, getting away with it, and it's just not fair.......


yet more proof that a trait of Mormons is possibly that they cannot spot hypocrisy and stupid rules.

You just don't get it, do you?
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The Nehor wrote:Stop staring at my gf like that. Sickos.


Call her whatever you want while you are in front of the computer. Shame on you port for fueling Nehor's self abuse.

Why is it whenever i read your posts I use Napoleon Dynamites voice to play out your "voice"?

ooo, that one deserves a rimshot

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Ray A wrote:
TrashcanMan79 wrote:
Also, that girl is freakin hot, though a little flat for my taste.


This is all totally fake. What does "looks" have to do with anything? I "pick up" the most "foxy" women every night I work, and 9 out of ten times behind "the looks" is a brain Donald Duck would avoid. If you get looks and brains, buy a lottery ticket - you're in LUCK.


It does not count if you pick them up from the speakeasy behind the Motor Inn ray.

Oh, and that adams apple? Yaaahhh...I'd steer away from them. All they want to do is go shoot heroine and mooch off of you.

How, do you ask that I know this? Well, its funny that you should ask. (you did?)

I watch alot of HBO and then I play National Public Radio backwards while I sleep.
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Mercury wrote:It does not count if you pick them up from the speakeasy behind the Motor Inn ray.

Oh, and that adams apple? Yaaahhh...I'd steer away from them. All they want to do is go shoot heroine and mooch off of you.

How, do you ask that I know this? Well, its funny that you should ask. (you did?)

I watch alot of HBO and then I play National Public Radio backwards while I sleep.


Yes, stereotypes don't count. Speakeasies are those without frontline experience.

No, in fact I didn't ask.

Behind the Motor- Inn? Not quite. More like the owner of the Motor-Inn.
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Ray A wrote:More like the owner of the Motor-Inn.


Hmm, that's just as bad. And I doubt you are shagging with classy individuals.

Edited to add:

Before I forget, heres how we treat you criminally inclined countries in America:

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Seriously though...aren't Mormons given a free pass on the garment issue when it comes to exercise/working out/swimming?
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Bond...James Bond wrote:Seriously though...aren't Mormons given a free pass on the garment issue when it comes to exercise/working out/swimming?


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Mercury wrote:
Before I forget, heres how we treat you criminally inclined countries in America:


Criminally inclined countries? How you treat them in America?

Bwahhhhhaaaahaaaa!!!!

What, do you put out the welcome mat?
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Re: Running Porn: MormonTimes womens running team?

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Boaz & Lidia wrote:Image


http://www.mormontimes.com/MITN_sports.php?id=1258

Showing shoulders and midriff with her tight sport top! Showing thigh with her short tight shorts... tsk tsk tsk Tell her to put on some modest running clothes!


Assuming that you're are serious...this tells a story all in and of itself about you. Not the runner. I think that there are some individuals that leave the church who had never been able to enjoy being a Mormon and a human at the same time. Being a Mormon meant that they had to be a pharisaical, rule obeying, purtitanical robot. I can't believe you posted a picture of a young lady dressed in modest running attire and call it porn. This REALLY says something about your personal sense of balance/perception as it relates to the human body.

As I've mentioned in the forum before, and I really believe it's true, many of those that leave the LDS church are ultra black/white and either/or in their thinking and are not capable of thinking out of a tiny little box that they've made of Mormonism. This post by Boaz and Co. heads right up this avenue...

I still can't believe you posted this. Well...yes I can.

This black/white, either/or modus operandi of folks such as Boaz and Co. is the main reason I only check in here now and then anymore (it was late and I just got home from working late and thought I'd take a peek to see if anything was new under the sun here). You guys are SO predictable.

Regards,
MG
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This is the main reason I only check in here now and then anymore (it was late and I just got home from working late and thought I'd take a peek to see if anything was new under the sun here). You guys are SO predictable.

Regards,
MG


please then take some of your Oh SO precious time and read my reply to the Kogome wannabe earlier in the thread.
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