Every LDS MDB and MAD poster going against the prophets...

[_beastie]

Anyway, the only reason why I'm being outrageously rude/crass is to help show fat Bill what it's like to be the object of poor behavior. It's no fun, and it detracts from a thread when the topic is brushed aside in order to make endless personal insults.

Bill is fat. And had a mullet. And he's poor.

I always understood that.

And for A.I. - Will really is one of the very few posters who deserves this sort of treatment. I make this conclusion based on many of his posts, but in particular his post to liz wherein he responded to a serious point she was making by telling her she was old, past her prime, and had varicose veins. He is the most obnoxious poster ever to grace this board, and that says a heck of a lot.

Will's retort to liz:

In retrospect, I have no idea I would want to see liz in a tank-top. I’ll bet she's a wrinkled middle-aged woman with varicose veins and more good years behind her than ahead of her. Right? ;-)

Basically, the man's a pig.

[_William Schryver]

beastlie:

Will's retort to liz:

In retrospect, I have no idea I would want to see liz in a tank-top. I’ll bet she's a wrinkled middle-aged woman with varicose veins and more good years behind her than ahead of her. Right? ;-)

Basically, the man's a pig.

So there you have it folks. In a nutshell. This, according to beastlie, is why I qualify as:

... the most obnoxious poster ever to grace this board, and that says a heck of a lot.

L O L

Ok, wait a minute while I regain my composure ...

All right, I'm back with you now.

Yes, folks, Will Schryver is old, fat, stupid, white, angry and (my proudest achievement, incidentally) the most obnoxious poster ever to grace this board ...

I can now die in peace.
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By the way, liz, just for the record, I actually think you'd look quite hot in a tank top. On the back of a Harley. With a tattoo. Of a scorpion. On the small of your back.

Oooh, baby! ;-)

[_beastie]

Will, I never doubted, even for a second, that you would be proud of your "accomplishments" here.

However, I, for one, hope you continue your standard level of obnoxious, sexually-tinged posting. It's a great advertisement for the LDS church and its members.

[_William Schryver]

Will, I never doubted, even for a second, that you would be proud of your "accomplishments" here.

However, I, for one, hope you continue your standard level of obnoxious, sexually-tinged posting. It's a great advertisement for the LDS church and its members.

I think you should, instead of repeatedly telling us how obnoxious I am, actually demonstrate it via example. Like the thing I said to Liz that you just quoted above. That was great. I think you should assemble all the outrageously-vulgar things I have said into a single post, so that -- in future -- everyone can just link to that single location when the question of Schryver vulgarity comes up.

Come on! Make it happen. Show the world just how B A D I really am.

[_antishock8]

I think I'm going to forward Bill's comments to his stake president.

[_beastie]

I think you should, instead of repeatedly telling us how obnoxious I am, actually demonstrate it via example. Like the thing I said to Liz that you just quoted above. That was great. I think you should assemble all the outrageously-vulgar things I have said into a single post, so that -- in future -- everyone can just link to that single location when the question of Schryver vulgarity comes up.

Come on! Make it happen. Show the world just how B A D I really am.

Hmmmm. Perhaps I should start a tiny little folder for Will quotes. Then perhaps I could write an article using Will quotes to demonstrate the character of LDS apologetics overall. Come to think of it, that kind of sounds familiar. Ya think Maxwell Institute would publish it?

[_William Schryver]

I think you should, instead of repeatedly telling us how obnoxious I am, actually demonstrate it via example. Like the thing I said to Liz that you just quoted above. That was great. I think you should assemble all the outrageously-vulgar things I have said into a single post, so that -- in future -- everyone can just link to that single location when the question of Schryver vulgarity comes up.

Come on! Make it happen. Show the world just how B A D I really am.

Hmmmm. Perhaps I should start a tiny little folder for Will quotes. Then perhaps I could write an article using Will quotes to demonstrate the character of LDS apologetics overall. Come to think of it, that kind of sounds familiar. Ya think Maxwell Institute would publish it?

I'm not sure if they would publish it, but I can guarantee that it would "make the rounds" up there. Kind of like my essay describing the Exmormon Foundation Conference. I'm still receiving requests for that one, and it's almost two years old.

So knock yourself out, baby. Demonstrate away ...

Just remember that you're dealing with a church full of people who celebrate things you might very well find objectionable, like Joseph F. Smith's famous eulogy of Orrin Porter Rockwell:

He had his little faults, but Porter's life on earth, taken altogether, was one worthy of example, and reflected honor upon the church. Through all his trials he had never once forgotten his obligations to his brethren and his God. ... They say he was a murderer; if he was, he was the friend of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young, and he was faithful to them, and to his covenants, and he has gone to heaven and apostates will go to hell.

[_William Schryver]

I think I'm going to forward Bill's comments to his stake president.

Would you like his name and address?

He's a good friend. I served with him on the high council for several years, and also as his executive secretary. I'm pretty sure he could use a good laugh right about now.

[_Chap]

Just remember that you're dealing with a church full of people who celebrate things you might very well find objectionable, like Joseph F. Smith's famous eulogy of Orrin Porter Rockwell:

He had his little faults, but Porter's life on earth, taken altogether, was one worthy of example, and reflected honor upon the church. Through all his trials he had never once forgotten his obligations to his brethren and his God. ... They say he was a murderer; if he was, he was the friend of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young, and he was faithful to them, and to his covenants, and he has gone to heaven and apostates will go to hell.

Yes, this is the rude words man dear. Look, it really is a funny religion, like Daddy told you.

[_beastie]

Yeah, baby, go Will!! An LDS poster who is actually not ashamed to admit what Mormonism really is!

See, all the PC crap of internet Mormonism confuses us. Real Mormonism is fundamentalism on testosterone.