Double Standard--Question for Will, et. al. from MAD

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_The Dude
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William "Orgiastic Excess" Schryver:

"We all know..." personal insults come off as foolish because everybody knows you don't know the real me. You have never met me and you never will.

What would you know about "cool" anyway?


I do know that cool silence has been the safest way to answer your numerous invitations to drive to Cedar City for a beer and a Shakespear show.
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_TAK
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William Schryver wrote:
The Dude wrote:
beastie wrote:It's a good thing Will can act (at least up to local theater standards). It would be cruel to be cursed with such a drama-queen personality and not be able to act.


LOL!

Hey Will, is your new Sam Elliot avatar supposed to be ironic or something?

No, just apropos.

It's not a good fit for your style, which is decidedly un-cool and increasingly obnoxious. I'm just sayin....

What would you know about "cool" anyway?

We all know that you're really just a dorky-looking fat man who used to be a dorky-looking kid who wished he could hang with the cool people in high school, but was too freaking geeky to even get a date until he was eighteen-years-old. You aspire to cool, but you don't even know what it means. Cool is tossing fish food in a piranha tank and then smacking the little bastards with your fist when they rise to the bait.



This coming from a grown man who believes in magic underwear and handshakes..
You have no cred..
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_William Schryver
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Post by _William Schryver »

The Dude:

"We all know..." personal insults come off as foolish because everybody knows you don't know the real me. You have never met me and you never will.

Oh, I don’t know. I think if I were on the outside looking in, I would regard a Schryver Personal Insult as quite superior to most, and seldom if ever foolish.

I think you’re just jealous because I’m better at it than you are. ;-)

I do know that cool silence has been the safest way to answer your numerous invitations to drive to Cedar City for a beer and a Shakespear show.

Numerous? I recall one. In any case, the offer is still good.

Why, I’d even buy beastlie a theatre ticket and a beer if she came to visit. That’s the vile part of me coming to the surface.

TAK:

This coming from a grown man who believes in magic underwear and handshakes..
You have no cred..

To the contrary, I am the most obnoxious poster to ever grace this message board.

Who the hell are you?
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_Runtu
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Post by _Runtu »

William Schryver wrote:To the contrary, I am the most obnoxious poster to ever grace this message board.

Who the hell are you?


Not even close, William. Pahoran has posted here. Coggins has posted here. You could make "lice-ridden whore" posts until you die and still not come close.

It must really suck to be outdone even when you're trying to be obnoxious.
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_beastie
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Post by _beastie »

He's quoting me, runtu. I think he is the most obnoxious poster to grace this board. Granted, there are other insulting, irritating posters, but Will's extra dash of salaciousness puts him over the top, for me.

Oh, and I also said he was a pig.
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_William Schryver
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Post by _William Schryver »

beastie wrote:He's quoting me, runtu. I think he is the most obnoxious poster to grace this board. Granted, there are other insulting, irritating posters, but Will's extra dash of salaciousness puts him over the top, for me.

Oh, and I also said he was a pig.

Thanks, dear beastlie, for coming to my defense. I'm in your debt.
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_Runtu
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Post by _Runtu »

beastie wrote:He's quoting me, runtu. I think he is the most obnoxious poster to grace this board. Granted, there are other insulting, irritating posters, but Will's extra dash of salaciousness puts him over the top, for me.


I swear Will's posts remind me of Karl Pilkington with Tourette's Syndrome.
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Post by _Daniel Peterson »

TAK wrote:This coming from a grown man who believes in magic underwear and handshakes..
You have no cred..

This is the kind of welcoming, respectful discourse that is attracting believers here in droves. I predict a bright future for serious discussion here.
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_William Schryver
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Post by _William Schryver »

Runtu:

I swear Will's posts remind me of Karl Pilkington with Tourette's Syndrome.

I’m not sure, but …

S w o o s h ………. What the hell was that?

I think I’m going to …

S w o o s h …………. there it goes again!

regard that as …

Z o o m …………… it’s a freaking helicopter …

a compliment.

the size of a housefly!

And, if you’re going to …

With one red and one blue light …

revert to saying good things …

flashing in rhythm with my heartbeat.

about me, you’ll ruin …

And now it’s gone.

all my fun.
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by the way, Karl Pilkington (what I've seen of him) makes me laugh. How did you discover him?
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Post by _Runtu »

by the way, Karl Pilkington (what I've seen of him) makes me laugh. How did you discover him?


Dearest Will, one can't spend all one's time destroying God's true church. Even the spawn of Satan needs a little "me" time.

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