antishock8 wrote:I think I'm going to forward Bill's comments to his stake president.
Would you like his name and address?
He's a good friend. I served with him on the high council for several years, and also as his executive secretary. I'm pretty sure he could use a good laugh right about now.
Yes I would. Please give them to me. Thank you in advance.
antishock8 wrote:I think I'm going to forward Bill's comments to his stake president.
Would you like his name and address?
He's a good friend. I served with him on the high council for several years, and also as his executive secretary. I'm pretty sure he could use a good laugh right about now.
Yes I would. Please give them to me. Thank you in advance.
No need now. I've pointed him to this message board and given him specific links to the threads in question. I think that's him I hear laughing right now from half way across town.
You see, my dear antagonist, the flaw in your plan to "expose" me is that I am absolutely no different on this message board than I am in real life. That's a game for others to play. My stake president would not be shocked (or chagrined) at me calling you apostates filthy whores of Babylon. Indeed, he might just add a few adjectives to the mix.
It's no wonder you people couldn't hack it as Mormons. You don't have a freaking clue -- about the nature of God or His people. That's why it shocks you to have someone declare that Porter Rockwell is in heaven, and apostates go to hell.
... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
beastie wrote:So far, Will has claimed both his wife and his stake president read his posts and are absolutely delighted with them.
Hmmm. I can't imagine wanting to be around a woman who thinks jokes about genital lice are funny. But then she married Will, so she must have one hell of a sense of humor. ;)
It's no wonder you people couldn't hack it as Mormons. You don't have a freaking clue -- about the nature of God or His people. That's why it shocks you to have someone declare that Porter Rockwell is in heaven, and apostates go to hell.
Well, it does put MMM in context. And the danites.
I do have to protest, though - I think I understand the Mormon God quite well. I've referred to him several times as a mafia don. I think that about covers it.
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.
I can't imagine wanting to be around a woman who thinks jokes about genital lice are funny.
Come on, John. Don't just tell people what I've said. We're all on to that trick, now. Quote me.
(By the way, is there such a thing? I guess my studies of the trailer park have been only superficial.)
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... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
Will: Just remember that you're dealing with a church full of people who celebrate things you might very well find objectionable, like Joseph F. Smith's famous eulogy of Orrin Porter Rockwell:
Quote: He had his little faults, but Porter's life on earth, taken altogether, was one worthy of example, and reflected honor upon the church. Through all his trials he had never once forgotten his obligations to his brethren and his God. ... They say he was a murderer; if he was, he was the friend of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young, and he was faithful to them, and to his covenants, and he has gone to heaven and apostates will go to hell.
Yea.. I am sure John D Lee is another shining example..
Who am I ? Nobody dumb enough to believe in Joseph Smith..
TAK wrote:Who am I ? Nobody dumb enough to believe in Joseph Smith..
This is the kind of welcoming, respectful discourse that is attracting believers here in droves. I predict a bright future for serious discussion here.
TAK wrote:Who am I ? Nobody dumb enough to believe in Joseph Smith..
This is the kind of welcoming, respectful discourse that is attracting believers here in droves. I predict a bright future for serious discussion here.
No kidding. It's this kind of crap that attracts people like Will. :)