Why I am not a dirty, stinking, filthy, rotton...

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_ludwigm
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Post by _ludwigm »

Scottie wrote:
ludwigm wrote:After 6 (read : six) years real investigation, I have decided to NOT JOIN.
Just wondering, but why did it take you six years to figure this out?

Love.

My wife were captured while I was on a .. er .. um .. call it mission (the army has its own sacred things) .
I DID want to take sides with her.
I have tried it hard, to fit in Mormonism. Anyway, I learned to simulate in socialism. It is a good school before Mormonism.

It didn't work.
When members said I were a good Mormon, I anwered as a laconian " I were ".


You know, the laconians (spartans) was well known for the brevity of their speech. One time they were assaulted and the enemy send them a message
- If you don't capitulate, we will destroy your town and we will kill everybody.
They answered
- If.
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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_Some Schmo
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Post by _Some Schmo »

I'm not an apostate either. To be an apostate, you had to have believed it at some point (past the age of reason, anyway).
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
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_twinkie
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Post by _twinkie »

I'm glad you're not an apostate, either.
Makes Sunday shopping at Wal Mart a lot more pleasant.
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_solomarineris
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Post by _solomarineris »

Loquacious Lurker wrote:I am.


Honestly,
Can't believe MAD&d board let you as long as they did (You still on there?)
I thought you were one of the nice guys.
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_Gazelam
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Post by _Gazelam »

Because I got my sign.......

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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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_msnobody
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Post by _msnobody »

At first I thought you were going to break out in song to Warrant's Dirty, Rotten, Stinking Filthy Rich...

Gotta put my mo-think cap on
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_KimberlyAnn
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

msnobody wrote:At first I thought you were going to break out in song to Warrant's Dirty, Rotten, Stinking Filthy Rich...


LOL!

Please tell me you've seen them in concert, too!

I actually saw Warrant last summer at Rocklahoma.

Goodness, they were awful! (As were Poison, Ratt, and the other numerous 80's hair bands that performed.)

KA
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_Scottie
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Post by _Scottie »

KimberlyAnn wrote:
msnobody wrote:At first I thought you were going to break out in song to Warrant's Dirty, Rotten, Stinking Filthy Rich...


LOL!

Please tell me you've seen them in concert, too!

I actually saw Warrant last summer at Rocklahoma.

Goodness, they were awful! (As were Poison, Ratt, and the other numerous 80's hair bands that performed.)

KA

Yeah, but awful sooo good, right??
If there's one thing I've learned from this board, it's that consensual sex with multiple partners is okay unless God commands it. - Abman

I find this place to be hostile toward all brands of stupidity. That's why I like it. - Some Schmo
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_KimberlyAnn
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

Scottie wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:
msnobody wrote:At first I thought you were going to break out in song to Warrant's Dirty, Rotten, Stinking Filthy Rich...


LOL!

Please tell me you've seen them in concert, too!

I actually saw Warrant last summer at Rocklahoma.

Goodness, they were awful! (As were Poison, Ratt, and the other numerous 80's hair bands that performed.)

KA

Yeah, but awful sooo good, right??


Ah, 80's power ballads. We didn't know what we had 'till it was gone, did we, Scottie?

Hey, lets dance!

Like at church dances...two goobers shuffling slowly in circles, a Book of Mormon width apart...

Fun times.

KA
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