Which board would Jesus join? MDB or MA&D?

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Which board would Jesus join? MDB or MA&D?

 
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Moniker wrote:I suppose I'm the only one that voted for MAD. Maybe I don't understand Jesus as I should, yet, I sense that the overall lack of tolerance, compassion, charity and goodwill means that they are the lost ones and are in dire need of his attention.


LOL. They would probably label him a troll and sick selek and pahoran on him. Then, he could come over here and Scratch could do a dossier on him. :)
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Post by _Boaz & Lidia »

gramps wrote:
Moniker wrote:I suppose I'm the only one that voted for MAD. Maybe I don't understand Jesus as I should, yet, I sense that the overall lack of tolerance, compassion, charity and goodwill means that they are the lost ones and are in dire need of his attention.


LOL. They would probably label him a troll and sick selek and pahoran on him. Then, he could come over here and Scratch could do a dossier on him. :)
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Post by _beastie »

Yeah, he'd join both, but he'd kick arse and take names on MAD, reminiscent of the temple scene. Remember, hypocrites bugged him more than anything else.

On second thought, if he's anything like most founders of religions, he'd be mainly interested in trolling for chicks.
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beastie wrote:Yeah, he'd join both, but he'd kick arse and take names on MAD, reminiscent of the temple scene. Remember, hypocrites bugged him more than anything else.

On second thought, if he's anything like most founders of religions, he'd be mainly interested in trolling for chicks.


In that case, I guess he would have to join Shady Acres! ;)
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Re: Which board would Jesus join? MDB or MA&D?

Post by _solomarineris »

Boaz & Lidia wrote:If Jesus came back tonight, which board do you think he would join? MDB or MA&D?
Acronym: WBWJJ?


You got it all wrong....
But of course, He'd join RFM.
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Post by _JonasS »

Well, I say Shady Acres, because Jesus went to all the people and all the people are welcome here. I guess with all the people filtering at MAD, they ought to be left with the supreme beings yet Jesus hung around with the lowly and the sinners. So here definetly. Besides, Jesus would probably get banned from MADb.
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Post by _JonasS »

Moniker wrote:I suppose I'm the only one that voted for MAD. Maybe I don't understand Jesus as I should, yet, I sense that the overall lack of tolerance, compassion, charity and goodwill means that they are the lost ones and are in dire need of his attention.


The lack is because they don't want it lol. He would get banned because the Holy Spirit wont tell them it is Jesus and they would ban him for faking to be Jesus. or because he might disprove them and they won't like that much.
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