Hammer got hammered
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moksha wrote:Are you saying he was the Roman soldier with the spear?
I like that guy/gal, Acquifer [not just cause I'm a Roman history buff]. Wish he/she posted here.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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moksha wrote:Ray A wrote:Tarski wrote:How old do you think Hammer is?
2,000 years old.
Are you saying he was the Roman soldier with the spear?
Nay Mok, one of the Three Nephites. It's all in scripture (3 Nephi 28):
36 And now behold, as I spake concerning those whom the Lord hath chosen, yea, even three who were caught up into the heavens, that I knew not whether they were cleansed from mortality to immortality—
37 But behold, since I wrote, I have inquired of the Lord, and he hath made it manifest unto me that there must needs be a change wrought upon their bodies, or else it needs be that they must taste of death;
38 Therefore, that they might not taste of death there was a change wrought upon their bodies, that they might not suffer pain nor sorrow save it were for the sins of the world.
39 Now this change was not equal to that which shall take place at the last day; but there was a change wrought upon them, insomuch that Satan could have no power over them, that he could not tempt them; and they were sanctified in the flesh, that they were holy, and that the powers of the earth could not hold them.
40 And in this state they were to remain until the judgment day of Christ; and at that day they were to receive a greater change, and to be received into the kingdom of the Father to go no more out, but to dwell with God eternally in the heavens. (emphasis added)
That's the only pain I know Hammer to have suffered.
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Scottie wrote:Ray A wrote:Scottie wrote:One of my favorite Hammer quotesA hiking friend of mine went inactive about a year ago and spent his Sundays riding his motorbike and hiking on Sundays.
He is now bed ridden with Lou Gerricks disease. A literal vegatable.
So let this be a lesson to you all. If you go hiking or ride motorbikes on Sundays, God will strike you down with Lou Gehrig's Disease.
Here was katherine the great's reply to Hammer:You have a friend?
LOL. Well, not anymore. He died of Lou Gehrig's disease.
The guy must have really wanted to get away from Hammer ..
I thought he was a sock puppet too for a while.
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christopher wrote:Jason Bourne wrote:I am glad that dude got banned. He was a border line lune, at least what little I persused of him.
When I was leaving the church a couple of years ago, I would run into an LDS poster on several boards who used the moniker of "LeeUniverse" Did any of y'all run across him?
Hammer reminds me very much of him in style and temperament.
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I thought Lee Universe was rcrocket, if I'm not mistaken.
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Runtu wrote:christopher wrote:Jason Bourne wrote:I am glad that dude got banned. He was a border line lune, at least what little I persused of him.
When I was leaving the church a couple of years ago, I would run into an LDS poster on several boards who used the moniker of "LeeUniverse" Did any of y'all run across him?
Hammer reminds me very much of him in style and temperament.
Chris <><
I thought Lee Universe was rcrocket, if I'm not mistaken.
No I don't think he is/was Crocket..