Today's Lesson: Jesus lights the Sun moon and stars

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Re: Today's Lesson: Jesus lights the Sun moon and stars

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Home Teacher wrote:Now, you are probably wondering about Venus and Mars and Jupiter, where do they get their light? We are not sure how they get their light, the prophets have not spoken on that, and I dare not speculate.


Um, if one lives their life believing entirely what prophets teach then we would not have come to the scientific understanding we have today. That is the most ubsurd thing I have heard. Sort of like walking blindly.
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Oh I remember what I was trying to say.

If Jesus is the source of light for the sun then he cannot be the sun. He would either be the source internal or the source external. One would then have to say that if Jesus were the source internal, then he never always existed and so God would have had to create Jesus, God being the source external. We are just assuming God and Jesus are names for the creators. And is Jesus created life by the direction of God, then Jesus could be the energy source for the sun and thus can merely be energy or data. Because the sun did create life. If Jesus made the light and the dark, then he could be the energy that created the first explosion. God being the allknowing void that produced Christ.

Oh I am getting carried away with myself and parrallels within the universe and I have to go get ready for work. I don't want to go to work. UGH!

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I only have one question for Brother Pratt, "Are there rings around Uranus?"
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Pokatator wrote:I only have one question for Brother Pratt, "Are there rings around Uranus?"


LMAO.

Did you know, Uranus has moons.
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JonasS wrote:
Pokatator wrote:I only have one question for Brother Pratt, "Are there rings around Uranus?"


LMAO.

Did you know, Uranus has moons.


I've been mooned before, but I am sure not by Uranus. (smilie)
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Pokatator wrote:
JonasS wrote:
Pokatator wrote:I only have one question for Brother Pratt, "Are there rings around Uranus?"


LMAO.

Did you know, Uranus has moons.


I've been mooned before, but I am sure not by Uranus. (smilie)


Lol. Not mine that's for sure. I've never mooned anyone in my life, or at least not on purpose. One time I did dive from a diving board and my swim shorts came down with the pressure, that was imbarrasing. My ears popped at the same time. It kills when ones ears pop under water.
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I am very grateful and very thankful that we have a home teacher here on the Mormon Discussions Board that home teaches us and cares a lot about us here.
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Image Remember Kids: Never mind things like nuclear fusion, reflected light, or any of that crap you read in your science texts books. Jesus emits photons.
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Remember Kids: Never mind things like nuclear fusion, reflected light, or any of that crap you read in your science texts books. Jesus emits photons.


I've already shown how these things are not in conflict with LDS teaching. Probably why the thread degenerated into discussion about Pratt's nondoctrinal statements.
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bcspace wrote:
Remember Kids: Never mind things like nuclear fusion, reflected light, or any of that crap you read in your science texts books. Jesus emits photons.


I've already shown how these things are not in conflict with LDS teaching. Probably why the thread degenerated into discussion about Pratt's nondoctrinal statements.


Really? Can you post a link to those statements?
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