I met a direct descendant of Joseph Smith... His name is Kirk. I met him last night at my friend Sonny's birthday party. Funny guy. He had a cold and was nocking back nyquil like his life depended on it. He's a non-practicing Mormon, and has been doing a lot of research on polygamy, and found that his great (great?) grandmother (I was pretty drunk) was the 19th wife of Mr. Smith himself. How's that for some crazy
Again from an article in Meridian:
The great-great granddaughter of Joseph Smith, Gracia Jones, as well as direct descendant of Hyrum Smith, Joseph Fielding McConkie, will speak on the Smith family.
Oh, and lest we forget the prominent ones:
M. Russell Ballard, Direct descendent, LDS Church Leader
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
The Nehor wrote:I will be remembered for coming back from the dead and scaring kids who play in cemetaries at night. Even the dead need hobbies.
Is there a girl you play "The Masqurade" with?
Huh?
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics "I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
What will the people who knew you say about you when you're gone?
Hopefully that I was the one moderator/administrator who finally "got it right."
Will anyone remember you, in 50 years?
That depends on whether the Internet as we know it now is still around.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
The purpose of all the covenants we make is to learn to be Christlike. If we go out of this life and leave behind us a good impression of what a christian is supposed to be, and people can associate the name of Christ with our name, then we have accomplished all that God could ask of us.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato