Reporting Crockett to the Bar

[_Rollo Tomasi]

The only thing you accomplished in this regard was to meddle in and harm the relationship between GoodK and his father. Don't confuse "sticking up for my friends" with inserting your busybody self into an already strained family relationship. Are you this cavalier with others' lives and families when serving as bishop?

No Rollo, it was Goodk who initiated and launched a vicious, debased personal attack for no reason whatsoever.

It was anonymous, until DCP and Crock took it upon themselves to tattle to daddy.

[_Droopy]

The idea of one poster on a message board reporting another poster to the bar for being mean and nasty on an Internet forum is, to say the least, quite amusing.

I think most readers of rcrocket's posts on relevant matters, likewise DCP's, have not found them chuckle material. Interesting, perhaps, as specimens of a particular kind of moral pathology involving extreme self-righteousness and a lack of a sense of appropriate boundaries, apparently induced by being an alpha male in LDS-dom. But still mostly, to say the least, quite distasteful.

Bob, look at the bright side. Your name may be used to coin a new slang phrase to refer to this kind of behavior - something like "I was crocketted" or "Don't crocket me!" or "if you don't knock it off, I'm going to crocket you."

I hope rcrocket's colleagues on the California Bar will derive both information and perhaps even some mild amusement from finding out the way their buddy with the strange religion relates to families he knows, and with whom he apparently claims some degree of professional relationship. I doubt he will be disbarred, but some funny looks may be coming his way. But I suppose he is used to that.

As for your neologism - not likely to be coined, or needed I think, when we have the good old standby of saying the guy is just a crock.

This is evidence of the truly deep seated nature of the kind of subtle and not so subtle psychopathology that passes in exmo and countermodom, for serious criticism.

This forum is fast becoming something of a Jerry Springer-like stage for the pathological outbursts of disaffected members who's personal problems have made subscribing to the Church's teachings and standards difficult, and who's self justifications for such difficulties have made them well nigh incapable of civil behavior with regard to practicing Mormons.

[_Droopy]

What could be finer to add to my little shop of horrors?

Yes! that's it. Why didn't I think of this before. No more "Shadesville". From now on, this place will be "The Little Shop of Horrors".

Slim Shady is now Slim Mushnik.

Its morning at Mormondisucssions.com again.

[_Droopy]

It was anonymous, until DCP and Crock took it upon themselves to tattle to daddy.

This is a public forum, so there was no anonymity about it. It was Goodk's post, with his screen name attached to it. It just so happened that - and Goodk knew this when he posted - that some here knew the real person behind the screen name. Might not prudence been the better part of Goodk's religious bigotry and personal rancor here?

You know, I'm not at all sure why anyone here thinks that personal friends of a family who were viciously attacked in this way by another family member, especially under the family circumstances at the time, would not have passed on the information...being friends...

Tattled? Why...yes indeed.

And?

Goodk got caught, period. This happens in life now and then. And now, Goodk has got to account for himself before his family.

Poor thing...

[_Droopy]

Ohhhhh that is rich...

I dare you to post a picture of yourself. Double dog dare you.

Chicken.

After you...

[_GoodK]

Ohhhhh that is rich...

I dare you to post a picture of yourself. Double dog dare you.

Chicken.

After you...

I have here plenty of times.

[_Droopy]

He has resorted to hiring the poster no one likes, Droopy, to sing back up

Why should I want to be liked...when I can be right?

Its lonely at the top...

[_beastie]

Beastie will support and defend anyone, no matter how debased or primitive, who despises the Church, the Gospel it teaches, and its standards and values. She has shown a willingness to debase and discredit herself in the process, come what may.

That is simply where we are here...

Is that right? Then perhaps you can do what crocket refuses to do - back up his accusations with proof. I await with baited breath. Prove that this is not a blatant, outrageous lie:

(You may recall that you, for instance, posted a lot of stuff about my family, about my sexuality and my wife's -- stuff I have never made available anywhere on this board to anybody.) You're just grossly hypocritical and it was vicious and obscene. But, that's ok. I wear it as a badge of honor. I don't mind.

Go on, droopy. Prove it. It shouldn't be hard to do, MD's search engine is pretty decent. Find those posts where I posted "a lot of stuff" about crocket's family, sexuality, wife's sexuality, etc.

by the way, you won't be able to do it. Bob knows that the only thing I've posted about his family was a joke that his wife had to lay back and think of england to conceive their kids. Distorting that into "lots of stuff", etc etc, is either a blatant lie or delusional thinking.

And once neither you nor Bob can prove his accusation is true, then we will see exactly where we are at. Two defenders of the faith willing to engage in the most outrageous lies with the sole purpose of smearing critics of the church. But that isn't anything new, is it? You're just following a long, ignoble history. (White House*re from her mother's breast ring a bell?)

[_Droopy]

When he or his chubby back up singer say that I humiliated my sister, or embarrassed her, or hurt her, or whatever - he is crossing the line.

Actually, I'm 6'1", and still slim except for a somewhat protruding middle area, sporting a slightly enlarged belly button caused by said protrusion.

Actually, I'm not the back-up singer, but the lead guitarist, and if you've ever heard Yngwie Malmsteen, you know what to expect on these boards.

[_GoodK]

Mormon Troll ---> MoTroll. You got MoTrolled and worse, you keep feeding them more crap to troll you with like some sort of pathetic step-child crazing attention, any attentional at all, if it means getting people to realize you're there. Seriously, GoodK, I'm saying this for your own good... Stop feeding the MoTrolls. As much as I love watching EPIC FAIL, this thread is like watching a fully loaded AmTrack train slam head on into freight train loaded down with nuclear waste. Just stop.

I see. You and a few other lifeless, obese, trolls want to view this event (which has been labeled the Epic of the GoodK Epistles, FYI) as some sort of significant tragedy. Perhaps this brings some excitement to your seemingly boring life, which would otherwise be spent playing Warhammer, but it isn't the case. Sorry dear.

Hey, I'll admit it... My comedy styling can't hold a candle to the train wreck of butthurt feelings and internet toughguy fail you've delivered in this thread. This is Jack's comments from the peanut gallery.

I have noticed that you take interest in my ass and how it feels (you wouldn't be the first, or the last), but yes, I am glad this thread has been entertaining. That is the point. In my off time ("off time" means time spent away from the computer and the internet) my career centers around writing for entertainment.

I assumed yours involved comedy, and I tried to offer a personal connection as a favor. Screw you for being such an uncultured ingrate.

Only reason it isn't funny to you is because you're once again on the receiving end. Seriously though, post more of your personal information so the MoTrolls can make fun of you some more and you can go on being a cry baby with a sore ass.

Right, coming up with the super clever nicknames like "Dooche Dan" is hilarious. I'm just too tainted to appreciate it. Once again, sicko, my ass is fine.

Apperently Bob The Knob told Daddy K about mean bad things GoodK said on the internets (It's a series of tubes for real).

Apparently you don't even have the basic sequence of events correct. It doesn't matter. It's not like your take on this means anything to anyone.

GoodK then goes "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" about how his feelings are hurt.

Cute. Any guesses on Angus' profession? I'm guessing college professor. Chemistry. Just a gut feeling.

Then GoodK decides to send a formal complaint to the California Bar against Bob The Knob in a seriously lame attempt to get revenge instead of doing the adult thing and trying to mend fences with Daddy K and apply some soothing lotion to his sore butthole.

Sending the formal complaint had nothing to do with me and my parents and everything to do with the way Bob bullies anonymous critics and threatened to report Skippy to the Bar for "defaming a major faith."

Definitely a college professor. Stanford.

Even better, GoodK posts a thread about it on the internets so everyone else can share in the fun of watching dramatic fail. Bob The Knob and Dan The Dick both troll the living s*** out of you to the amusement of many.

Dude, I hate to make an obvious personal attack, but how stupid do you have to be to misuse the term "troll." Trolling is what you are doing, going to active threads and interjecting random, unproductive commentary, in a distracting manner. I think you are trying to imply that I have somehow been outdone by Mr. Peterson and Mr. Crockett. Regadless of which word you choose to use, I don't think anybody would agree with you.

But if you couldn't tell, I rather enjoy this saga. From the looks of the amount of views, others do as well.

Seriously, dumbass... When are you going to learn to not make your private life public?

Seriously, not very smart friend, why does it bother you? You seem content posting your schtick, toilet humor comedy routine here, and seem quite interested in how my butt feels. I am content hashing this out on this forum. So what's your complaint? You feel bad for me?

When you do that it just gives people all manner of things to make fun of you with.

I see. Like what you are trying to do? I can live with this guy trying to make fun of me: