Yep, go and whip it out or take a squat to do your business in public and watch how fast you are arrested as a weenie waver, prosecuted for a sex crime and spend your life having to constantly report your residence to Adult Probation and Parole. It is not a joke, it does happen and if you take a whiz in public it will happen to you if the right cop is there, the right witnesses will testify and there is an ax to grind. It has happened to some stopped alongside the road in urgent bladder relief. UHP car comes by, stops and they are arrested for public indecency, baring genitals in public and prosecuted and convicted of a sex crime. All because of a full bladder and miles to go for a regular bathroom.
As for 'bathrooms for customers only'. That is not reserved for Mormons. It has been going on for years in many parts of the country. The station management/owners has to pay for the supplies, clean the place and keep it up. It all costs money. One relative put the first pay toilets in his Texaco Station in the late 1960's. Texaco said 'take them out or we cut off your franchise'. He said go ahead, I have 6 companies waiting to come in. Texaco backed down and he kept the 5 cent door locks on the bathroom doors. He just got tired of going through a case of toilet paper and towels every week and wanted to recoup some of the lost money on it. Not to mention cleaning up after total pigs and destructive bums wno will wreck a bathroom just for the fun of it.
On trespassing, if you do it, you lose. Asked to leave and don't and you are open to arrest. Just see how far you get with a judge and jury of locals in Manti, Utah when you are a member of another Church in town to piss on their pageant. You gotta be really stupid to expect them to be nice to you, you are seen as the army of Satan in the flesh.
Christians not allowed to use restroom at Manti Pagent
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_Bond...James Bond
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antishock8 wrote:Christian M.O.:
1) Be a pushy asshole.
2) Cry victim when object of your assholishness defends self from your assholishness.
3) Turn self into martyr for Jesus-uh.
4) Resume being a pushy asshole.
Same deal with Mormon missionaries. Cry foul when kids who should be in college or starting careers get the crap beat out of them, or hit by cars while out "missionarying", [or killed!] in a foreign country, or even in their own country because they're out bugging societies which by and large doesn't want to be bothered. Here's a better idea, stay home and get converts the most efficient way [and by doing what the Lord wants] by getting somebody knocked up asap. Everyone wins. Churchs get new members and everyone gets laid. Boo yeah!
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Bond...James Bond wrote:Same deal with Mormon missionaries. Cry foul when kids who should be in college or starting careers get the crap beat out of them, or hit by cars while out "missionarying", [or killed!] in a foreign country, or even in their own country because they're out bugging societies which by and large doesn't want to be bothered. Here's a better idea, stay home and get converts the most efficient way [and by doing what the Lord wants] by getting somebody knocked up asap. Everyone wins. Churchs get new members and everyone gets laid. Boo yeah!
When I start up recruiting for my Cult of Eternal AWESOMENESS +1 can I hire you as our PR guy?
I was afraid of the dark when I was young. "Don't be afraid, my son," my mother would always say. "The child-eating night goblins can smell fear." Bitch... - Kreepy Kat