I have an honest Question for you, Shades & Cohorts

[_solomarineris]

Forgive me if I presume wrongly, You do own this site, Right?
If so, I want you to tell me, if you please, under what conditions you'd censor my post.
Just tell me, plain & simple, what would warrant you to scratch my post?
I'll give you few examples;
-I'll call you names
-I'll defend LDS Church
-I'll offend LDS Church
-I'll offend moderators somehow
What does it take to be scratched from this board.

Because I don't get it. What is offensive what is obnoxious.
Since You guys are controlling such a laissez fair board.
What is your limit?

[_Gazelam]

Posts here arent scratched. The only cases I can remember are if they contain pornographic images.

Posts can be moved to a lower kingdom however if they contain content that may be offensive. In this case just think of it in terms of film content. Rated R, PG-13, PG, G.

Your post might not still be in the popular Zone, but who knows. If your a talented writer you just might make your new lower kingdom the "Hot" place to be.

[_Dr. Shades]

Forgive me if I presume wrongly, You do own this site, Right?

Well, the legal owner is the user who goes by "Mav" (he's only made two posts here that I recall). Keene is the head technical guru and has all the FTP and database rights, but the site was originally created at my behest and on my dime. Therefore, they allow me to run it as I see fit, so for all intents and purposes it may as well be "my" site, since it pretty much is in everything but name only. (I'm quite sure that even the legal owner considers it to be "mine.")

If so, I want you to tell me, if you please, under what conditions you'd censor my post.

Okay.

Just tell me, plain & simple, what would warrant you to scratch my post?

There's only one thing that would warrant us scratching your post (see below).

I'll give you few examples;
-I'll call you names

Nope. In my line of work I routinely get called names far more egregious than anything anyone here can possibly come up with, so getting called names on the Internet doesn't even register on my radar.

-I'll defend LDS Church

Nope. That's half the purpose of this message board.

-I'll offend LDS Church

Nope. That's the other half of the purpose of this message board.

-I'll offend moderators somehow

Nope. We're secure enough in our opinions & policies that we can easily address whatever you care to dish out.

What does it take to be scratched from this board.

Only one thing can get you scratched from this board: Making disparaging remarks about Wink, the official J-pop group of MormonDiscussions.com.

Because I don't get it. What is offensive what is obnoxious.

Only one thing is offensive and obnoxious: Trash-talking or criticizing Wink, our official J-pop group. Sachiko and Shoko are strictly off-limits.

Since You guys are controlling such a laissez fair board.
What is your limit?

Our limit is this: We can handle anything and everything up to but not including negative remarks directed toward Wink.

[_asbestosman]

One more thing Shades can't handle is Nehor with his fingers on the smilie buttons.

[_Dr. Shades]

One more thing Shades can't handle is Nehor with his fingers on the smilie buttons.

I may not be able to handle it, but The Nehor won't be scratched for it.

[_asbestosman]

I may not be able to handle it, but The Nehor won't be scratched for it.

Even if he made up a special Winking smilie to ridicule Sachiko and Shoko?

[_Dr. Shades]

Okay, you got me on that one.

[_Boaz & Lidia]

One more thing Shades can't handle is Nehor with his fingers on the smilie buttons.

That is a private matter that only his bishop should be privy.

[_The Nehor]

One more thing Shades can't handle is Nehor with his fingers on the smilie buttons.

I may not be able to handle it, but The Nehor won't be scratched for it.

Is that a challenge?

:):):)):):):)::)::))::):):):)):_)_):)_)):_:)_)::):_):_):_):_)_:_))_:):):)):):):)::)::))::):):):)):_)_):)_)):_:)_)::):_):_):_):_)_:_)

[_Jersey Girl]

One more thing Shades can't handle is Nehor with his fingers on the smilie buttons.

I may not be able to handle it, but The Nehor won't be scratched for it.

Is that a challenge?

:):):)):):):)::)::))::):):):)):_)_):)_)):_:)_)::):_):_):_):_)_:_))_:):):)):):):)::)::))::):):):)):_)_):)_)):_:)_)::):_):_):_):_)_:_)

Some of your smilies have two mouths, two eyes and a weird growth on the left side of their faces

It's okay with me though.