Well, of course you're going to refuse to answer. There's always a very, very good reason for you to do so. You do your serious writing in a different venue (one that doesn't allow for direct criticism from skeptics, I'll warrant). The questioner is unworthy. You don't have time. Whatever, Dan, your pattern is clear.
So the way I phrased this:
Let's go with the translating disappearing gold plates with a peep stone.
is unacceptable, just as my summary of Christianity was unacceptable. And yet, both were completely accurate.
Yes, I figured out after the ZLMB exodus to the protected fields of FAIR that I just am not good at obsequious pandering. The gold plates disappeared along with the angel. If I used the phrase "the angel took back the gold plates to an unknown location, would that have been acceptable? Joseph Smith translated them with a peep stone. If I had said "Joseph Smith translated them through the power of God via a peep stone", would that have been acceptable? Tell me, Dan, just what would have passed the test?
Mother May I Take One Step Forward? Mother May I? If I cross myself and bend at the knee, will that do?
You know, you could have a point if my frank summaries were incorrect. But they're not incorrect, and you know it, because you offered no specifics on how they were incorrect. You just don't like the way they sound. If I ever actually expected a direct answer from you, I would now be disappointed. But because I've seen your pattern for years, I knew what to expect all along. So you didn't disappoint at all. You met my expectations.
Just in case anyone has the slightest doubt: there is no evidence Joseph Smith could see buried treasures with a peepstone, and there is no evidence that Joseph Smith could translate anything accurately with a peepstone. All Dan has is his pet eye witness testimonies... and eye witnesses are notoriously unreliable, and memories are extremely subject to contamination, and someone writing out a statement beforehand to be signed is a classic form of contamination. Not to mention all the eyewitnesses around the world that testify of all sorts of goofy things that Dan would likely never accept on their word.
Unreliability of Eyewitnesses Thanks for the article, Shades. It reminds me of sethbag's posts. So let's use one of the examples from the article Shades linked which, coincidentally, has to do with the religious sect that Dan mocked earlier.
In the mountains of West Virginia, some people obey Christ's farewell command that true believers "shall take up serpents" (Mark 16:18). They pick up rattlers at church services. Do you believe this scripture, or not?
Snake Handler: Counter-intuitive things often turn out to be true, like quantum mechanics.
Skeptic: Quantum mechanics is accepted because it is a theory that has passed the stringent test of the scientific method, and it has power has a predictive and explanatory theory. In other words, it has empirical evidence obtained through the scientific method which controls for human reasoning error. What is the similar empirical evidence for snake handling?
Snake Handler: Your reference to the scientific method is naïve and irrelevant. And I do have empirical evidence.
Skeptic: You were the one who used quantum mechanics as an example of counter-intuitive things that turn out to be true, and the whole reason we know it's true is due to the scientific method. So what is your empirical evidence?
Snake Handler: There's a ton. (links generic apologetic site)
Skeptic: Look, I've already read a lot of that stuff and don't recall a single article that provided reliable empirical evidence for your claim. At least provide a link to one article that does.
Snake Handler: Well, if you've already read a lot of that stuff and aren't convinced, then it's not worth the bother. But there is empirical evidence.
Skeptic: Ok, give me just the empirical evidence for ONE specific claim: you can reliably tell if a snake handler is worthy based on whether or not the snake bite makes him sick.
Snake Handler: Based on the way you phrased that, I have no interest in continuing this conversation with you or anyone like you.
Now, at the end of this conversation, would anyone actually believe the snake handler had reliable empirical evidence?