DEATH BY BLOOD ATONEMENT FOR ALL LIBERAL APOSTATES!

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_Droopy
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DEATH BY BLOOD ATONEMENT FOR ALL LIBERAL APOSTATES!

Post by _Droopy »

Just seeing if you're paying attention. You are? Great!

Now you will notice that the above implies that conservative apostates might - might - be worthy of some further consideration on the matter. Libertarians, especially Austrians, would only be flayed with barbed wire, have their eyes gouged out, be made to drink molten lead, and be forced to listen to old Slim Whitman records for 40 days and nights (they've got the economics and political economy right).

Be afraid...be very afraid.






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Post by _bcspace »

I don't think one can be an apostate if one is truly conservative......

The left-wing exists only because of conservative principles like freedom of speech ("opposition in all things").
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Post by _Trevor »

Here! Here!

The Ordo Fraternitatis Sororitatisque SKINNY-LIUS places its stamp of infernal approval on the statements above!

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Post by _Boaz & Lidia »

Drinking again I see.

I hope you didn't bust your ass when you fell off the wagon again.
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Post by _Droopy »

Boaz & Lidia wrote:Drinking again I see.

I hope you didn't bust your ass when you fell off the wagon again.



Hello PP...
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us

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Re: DEATH BY BLOOD ATONEMENT FOR ALL LIBERAL APOSTATES!

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Droopy wrote:and be forced to listen to old Slim Whitman records for 40 days and nights
We're the SCMC, and we approved this message.


No one could survive Slim Whitman for that long.
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Post by _Ren »

Well, at least Coggins is calling for us ALL to die! Slightly less discriminatory than some other recent stances. You could even call it progress...

I approve of this thread. Death to all apostates!
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Post by _Yoda »

Boaz & Lidia wrote:Drinking again I see.

I hope you didn't bust your ass when you fell off the wagon again.


Your ass must be permenantly bruised, PP. ;)
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Post by _Thama »

Freedom of speech a conservative principle.

Heh. Heh Heh.
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Post by _Hally McIlrath »

Hey, you're talking about me! It makes me feel all warm and special.

Actually, I'm a social liberal, but probably fiscally, I'm conservative, with a big streak of Libertarianism. Should I still die? Is there some wiggle room for nuance, or is it just a blanket death sentence? And Droopy-Coggins, just what method are you going to use on me, in order to snuff out my life? Death by having the whole of your library of Mormon books placed on top of me until I slowly am squished to death? What?

Do you want to come with me and Gaz to Italy first, before you butcher me? I want to see the Pantheon again before I die. Pleeeeeeze? I'll buy you a gelato. (That's Italian for "ICE CREAM," by the way. Clear evidence of those who hate America is the fact that they don't use good old AMERICAN words for things...)
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