DEATH BY BLOOD ATONEMENT FOR ALL LIBERAL APOSTATES!

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_Ren
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Hally McIlrath wrote:Clear evidence of those who hate America is the fact that they don't use good old AMERICAN words for things...

...well, you should get a few bonus 'America' points for using the term 'American words' rather than 'English words' - no? :D
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_Hally McIlrath
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RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:...well, you should get a few bonus 'America' points for using the term 'American words' rather than 'English words' - no? :D


Jesus speaks AMERICAN, Renegade. Not English. I thought you knew that.
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Hally McIlrath wrote:Jesus speaks AMERICAN, Renegade. Not English. I thought you knew that.

...and he just can't get enough of 'Democrat 'der Freedom Fries...!
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_Mad Viking
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Hally McIlrath wrote:
RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:...well, you should get a few bonus 'America' points for using the term 'American words' rather than 'English words' - no? :D


Jesus speaks AMERICAN, Renegade. Not English. I thought you knew that.


I thought Jesus spoke Old Elizabethian English. You know, with a lot of "thees" and "thous".
"Sire, I had no need of that hypothesis" - Laplace
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_The Nehor
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God giving tips on the Sermon on the Mount including such things as using a snooty British accent: http://crackle.com/c/Mr._Deity
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
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_Hally McIlrath
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Post by _Hally McIlrath »

Mad Viking wrote:I thought Jesus spoke Old Elizabethian English. You know, with a lot of "thees" and "thous".


That's just a lie disseminated by the Liberal Media, whose only agenda is to make you gay.
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_The Nehor
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Post by _The Nehor »

Hally McIlrath wrote:
Mad Viking wrote:I thought Jesus spoke Old Elizabethian English. You know, with a lot of "thees" and "thous".


That's just a lie disseminated by the Liberal Media, whose only agenda is to make you gay.


I better make a pass at you quickly before it gets me too.......

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day......screaming and in the opposite direction.

;)
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bcspace wrote:I don't think one can be an apostate if one is truly conservative......



Too Funny! Warren Jeffs and his ilk "liberal" ..
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bcspace wrote:I don't think one can be an apostate if one is truly conservative......


Uhhhhhh......what? You'd think such an important safeguard against apostasy would be mentioned throughout scripture and in the words of the Prophets if it were true?
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
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_Ren
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The Nehor wrote:God giving tips on the Sermon on the Mount including such things as using a snooty British accent: http://crackle.com/c/Mr._Deity


I think this has gotta be my favourite Mr. Deity:
http://crackle.com/c/Mr._Deity#id=20213 ... 06%26fx%3D

Message: "Dear Lord - we thank you for this food..."
Mr Deity: This is 60% of my voice-mail right here. Spam...

...there's a good bit for bcspace and Coggs too - at 1:06...
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