If the LDS church is TRUE, God shall strike me dead!

[_bcspace]

Well, at least he doesn't hedge his bets. I like that......

[_The Dude]

Given how often people say this and the existence of rare sudden death, you got to believe that someone does die right after saying something like this once in a blue moon by sheer coincidence. One can only imagine how that affects the superstitious thinking of religious people around the event.

I doubt it. Lots of other superstitious phrases are uttered with greater frequency, and by sheer coincidence the rare sudden deaths should correlate with them even more, so I would think "knock on wood" would also have sudden death associated with it....

Maybe it is real. Either that, or people lie about it to scare the children.

[_JonasS]

Um, how do you know what God will do? Be it his will? Hmmm... God may stike you dead, but the answer to your prayer may be NO! LOL You nugget.

[_JonasS]

C'mon Elohim! Do it!

Edit to add for dipwads like Nehor, stike me dead PHYSICALLY, not Spiritually®..

I hardly think God is so pathetic that he needs to participate in this macho pissing contest with you. If you really want this to happen may I suggest Satanism and focusing more on destroyiing God's Church. Let nothing hold you back....law, conscience, etc. Eventually he may so tire of you that he'll give up on you and take you. Best of luck.

OHHHHH MYYYY GOSH!!!! Nehor, YOU look like MY oldest brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, YOU DO!!!! You could be him, or his twin! No joke.

[_JonasS]

What if the ressurection was the second coming?

[_Wheat]

I bet the poor guy is pussy whipped.

He never has time to do what he wants, like striking dead vile apostates like me because he is too busy chasin eternal snatch.

What a bold provocation!

Describe for us how you feel when you do things like this. It seems like an extensoin of the whole *temple name shout out* thing __ determine and then do the most tabboo things possible and then feel the thrill of the *freedom* you enjoy to do them in the first place. But how are we supposed to even find out when God chooses to smite you? You need to assign someone to *return and report* on your demise so that the TBM's on the board can rejoice and praise God at the news of your detsruction. In fact, it would be ideal if you could arrange to have video of your final moments. That would be VERY cool. Faith promoting too.

[_solomarineris]

I bet the poor guy is pussy whipped.

He never has time to do what he wants, like striking dead vile apostates like me because he is too busy chasin eternal snatch.

What a bold provocation!

Describe for us how you feel when you do things like this. It seems like an extensoin of the whole *temple name shout out* thing __ determine and then do the most tabboo things possible and then feel the thrill of the *freedom* you enjoy to do them in the first place. But how are we supposed to even find out when God chooses to smite you? You need to assign someone to *return and report* on your demise so that the TBM's on the board can rejoice and praise God at the news of your detsruction. In fact, it would be ideal if you could arrange to have video of your final moments. That would be VERY cool. Faith promoting too.

This provocation did not start with B & L.
Put blame where it belongs. It was Joseph Smith who started mocking evreybodys religion as false and founded Mormonism. I don't personally mock temple, but it is nothing special for most us here, as you well know,
it was a blatant steal, word for word from masonic Rituals.
To this day TBM's stick by one of them most ridiculous religion Joseph Smith created, you can be hard pressed to substantiate any claims he made.
It is you, who try to convert the Planet, not my local church!
If you can't take it, stay home, do not send those poor kids out to be ridiculed.
Peace.

[_Boaz & Lidia]

I bet the poor guy is pussy whipped.

He never has time to do what he wants, like striking dead vile apostates like me because he is too busy chasin eternal snatch.

What a bold provocation!

Describe for us how you feel when you do things like this. It seems like an extensoin of the whole *temple name shout out* thing __ determine and then do the most tabboo things possible and then feel the thrill of the *freedom* you enjoy to do them in the first place. But how are we supposed to even find out when God chooses to smite you? You need to assign someone to *return and report* on your demise so that the TBM's on the board can rejoice and praise God at the news of your detsruction. In fact, it would be ideal if you could arrange to have video of your final moments. That would be VERY cool. Faith promoting too.

Hey BuckWheat, for the record, you already know the secret temple names of both me and my wife, so I don't need to do a shout out.

How do I feel when I challenge the Mormon god Elohim? I feel pretty f'ing good. Both he and all of the Mormon church can kiss my hairy backside.


I do hope there is an afterlife, just so I can hope to be right there to witness the !WTF!! expression on your pathetic face when you realize you wasted your entire time on earth chasing the tail of a con man. Seeing your expression would be my eternal reward.

[_EAllusion]

I doubt it. Lots of other superstitious phrases are uttered with greater frequency, and by sheer coincidence the rare sudden deaths should correlate with them even more, so I would think "knock on wood" would also have sudden death associated with it....

Maybe it is real. Either that, or people lie about it to scare the children.

People die near instantly of sudden heart failure or brain aneurysm on occasion. Rarely, very rarely, by sheer statistical happenstance there has to be a coincidence between such deaths and people uttering phrases like this.

[_Mahonri]

Maybe you aren't worth wasting a good lightning bolt that can be used to start an obscure brush fire?