MURDER!!!

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_The Nehor
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MURDER!!!

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Should all critics of the Church be dragged out into the streets and shot like dogs or should we simply exile them to an uncharted desert isle? What think ye?
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_beastie
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Re: MURDER!!!

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Why do you so repeatedly use violent imagery in your "jokes"?
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.

Penn & Teller

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beastie wrote:Why do you so repeatedly use violent imagery in your "jokes"?


Because I'm a violent sociopath. I blame watching He-Man and Transformers as a kid.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
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Re: MURDER!!!

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Because I'm a violent sociopath. I blame watching He-Man and Transformers as a kid.


I see. If my son had such a predilection towards violent imagery as you do, I would probably try to get him into therapy. I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like it, even in those predisposed to vulgarity and rudeness.
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.

Penn & Teller

http://www.mormonmesoamerica.com
_The Nehor
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Re: MURDER!!!

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beastie wrote:
Because I'm a violent sociopath. I blame watching He-Man and Transformers as a kid.


I see. If my son had such a predilection towards violent imagery as you do, I would probably try to get him into therapy. I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like it, even in those predisposed to vulgarity and rudeness.


Then I feel sorry for you. You've missed out on a lot.

I'll take your offer of therapy but only if it involves electroshock methods. I have a running gag to run into the ground.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
_Yong Xi
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The Nehor wrote:
Then I feel sorry for you. You've missed out on a lot.

I'll take your offer of therapy but only if it involves electroshock methods. I have a running gag to run into the ground.



I thought you had already been through Evergreen.
_The Nehor
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Re: MURDER!!!

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Yong Xi wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
Then I feel sorry for you. You've missed out on a lot.

I'll take your offer of therapy but only if it involves electroshock methods. I have a running gag to run into the ground.



I thought you had already been through Evergreen.


No, they decided to table my case when they realized my being a lesbian wasn't a sin.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
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Re: MURDER!!!

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beastie wrote:
Because I'm a violent sociopath. I blame watching He-Man and Transformers as a kid.


I see. If my son had such a predilection towards violent imagery as you do, I would probably try to get him into therapy. I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like it, even in those predisposed to vulgarity and rudeness.


What is it with some of the male Mormon posters on this board?

Nehor thinks it's funny to make jokes about shooting apostates.

Gaz delights in the idea of homosexual Mormons having their throats slit from ear to ear.

Coggs/Droopy harbors fantasies of injuring or maiming Democrats and liberals. He said this recently on another thread: "I prefer staking Democrats to the ground in the vicinity of roughly 8 or 10 large fire ant mounds and covering their naked bodies with grape jelly." I'm sure there are plenty of other quotes from him that are much worse.

I find their fondness for violent imagery disturbing.

KA
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Re: MURDER!!!

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If I wasn't certain that there is no woman on planet Earth who would willingly sleep with Nehor, I would suggest removing his vas deferens by force.

For all our sake.
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Re: MURDER!!!

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KimberlyAnn wrote:I find their fondness for violent imagery disturbing.


I find your lack of faith disturbing (followed by Darth Vader breathing sounds)

Though I think this phenomenon deserves exploration. Most Mormons are not sociopaths. Many of the Mormon sociopaths are here. So either sociopaths are naturally drawn to this board to find those of similar ilk (critics) or being around critics causes sociopathic behavior in which case your deaths could save thousands.....

Hmmmmmm......

Look, GoodK shows violent tendencies too. Hooray for symmetry!!!!!
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
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