MURDER!!!

[_GoodK]

Based on last night, your girlfriend does not agree with you on this issue.

What? What happened last night?

GoodK, he's lying!

Oh, of course he is.

Nehor was over at his friend Marty's house helping him with his math homework last night.

Luckily, I caught it on tape:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45gQFdmzr_0

[_The Nehor]

Nehor was over at his friend Marty's house helping him with his math homework last night.

Luckily, I caught it on tape:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45gQFdmzr_0

Well, I only had a few options for things to do. I thought about going to your party but then I heard what happened there and got the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2W0YCH5hNA

[_silentkid]

Nehor was over at his friend Marty's house helping him with his math homework last night.

Luckily, I caught it on tape:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45gQFdmzr_0

I Tivo'd Dane Cook on Leno.

Genius!!

[_The Nehor]

Nehor,
I love your new avatar. Porkins lived a short but noble life. I'm glad he got to have one last bucket of KFC.

From Wookiepedia:

Jek flew with Red Squadron during the Rebel's attack on the first Death Star. Though his X-wing fighter was maneuverable enough to avoid the Death Star's sluggish turbolasers, a mechanical malfunction hampered his ability to dodge enemy fire. Jek always set his acceleration compensator to full power, and unfortunately in this case it caused him to misjudge his altitude. He needed a short break to restabilize, during which one of the Death Star's turbolaser emplacements was able to home in on him and shoot him down.

The reason he turned the compensator all the way up is because he was fat. Therefore he died from it. Let it be remembered that the true lesson of Star Wars is: OBESITY KILLS

[_The Nehor]

Nehor's most recent... Outing...

Favor Returned, found one of you as well:

[_GoodK]

Nehor was over at his friend Marty's house helping him with his math homework last night.

Luckily, I caught it on tape:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45gQFdmzr_0

Well, I only had a few options for things to do. I thought about going to your party but then I heard what happened there and got the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2W0YCH5hNA

You can do better than that, Nehor. That was really, really unfunny and lame. Almost as lame as the last time you came over to watch football with me and my friends:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAdU3nAesNs

"Without it I could die. Please help me to live, fellas."

[Guest]

only those who:

a) teach that LDS youth are co dependent on the church for access to heaven;
b) excommunicate teenagers.

I don't think critics do that ....

[_Brackite]

Why do you so repeatedly use violent imagery in your "jokes"?

Because I'm a violent sociopath. I blame watching He-Man and Transformers as a kid.

He-Man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEsHUel04dY

[_The Nehor]

You can do better than that, Nehor. That was really, really unfunny and lame. Almost as lame as the last time you came over to watch football with me and my friends:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAdU3nAesNs

"Without it I could die. Please help me to live, fellas."

No, last time I came over to watch football I saw this happening. I fled the scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb3tZU8vsk

[_Boaz & Lidia]

I was about to give Neh the classic "FVCK OFF" but dayyyaaammmn you all have beat me to beating him senseless!

Neh, just go whack off and get over it. All of your pent up sexual tension is not good for your mental health.