The FAIR Conference in Parts: A Failed Documentary

[_Ray A]

Ray, like the penguin suit would be incognito!

I guess I sound like Abinadi, who came in "disguise" and said "Behold, I, Abinadi..."

No, we would need to have both a sign and signal to alert us to each other's presence. Maybe even a penalty for failure to observe the proper signs or being a blabber mouth about it.

Would the sign of the cross look weird in a Mormon setting?

Can you do the moon walk. I imagine most active Mormons are too stiff to do the moon walk.

Sometimes I can barely walk, much less to the moon walk.

Being incognito is best to avoid anyone's wrath. This would be especially important if Mr. Scratch attended.

Another dossier won't kill us, but being on Kerry's "documentaries" scares the hell out of me. My pilgarlic looks being exposed to the world would be too much to bear!

So, could you drive the cab from Sydney?

My mates won't believe that fare, as long as I can survive keeping to the right of the road.

[_moksha]

Would the sign of the cross look weird in a Mormon setting?

Might arouse some suspicion. Same as if we came dressed as one of Brigham's wives. Do you have any other suggestions?

[_Mister Scratch]

In case anyone else needed to look up "pilgarlic" but decided against it, Scartch is poking a little fun at my shaved head which itself is a result of male-pattern baldness which I was afflicted- yes afflicted- with at an early age. :( :(

I actually prefer the secondary definition: "A man looked upon with humorous contempt or mock pity."

The bald head thing is just lagniappe, in my opinion.

[_LifeOnaPlate]

In case anyone else needed to look up "pilgarlic" but decided against it, Scartch is poking a little fun at my shaved head which itself is a result of male-pattern baldness which I was afflicted- yes afflicted- with at an early age. :( :(

I actually prefer the secondary definition: "A man looked upon with humorous contempt or mock pity."

The bald head thing is just lagniappe, in my opinion.

Whatever thou sayest, thou cockered swag-bellied flax-wench.

[_Gadianton]

And that's some of the most obscene language I've witnessed on this forum. It's really sad what apologetics can do to someone.

[_Jersey Girl]

And that's some of the most obscene language I've witnessed on this forum. It's really sad what apologetics can do to someone.

That's not at all obscene. It's from a Shakespeare insult generator.