A new ally in the War against Gay Marriage

[_Angus McAwesome]

They could offer a new line of Top/Bottom or Pitcher/Catcher towels. Then again, for some reason I don't see that being featured in the JC Penny catalog anytime soon.

Whole thing is pretty silly if it's true. I mean, selling towels to sexualy active people (regardless of their sexuality) makes sense. Like the saying goes, "If sex isn't dirty, then why do you need to shower afterward?"

And if you don't need a shower after you're done then you did it WRONG.

[_The Nehor]

They could offer a new line of Top/Bottom or Pitcher/Catcher towels. Then again, for some reason I don't see that being featured in the JC Penny catalog anytime soon.

Whole thing is pretty silly if it's true. I mean, selling towels to sexualy active people (regardless of their sexuality) makes sense. Like the saying goes, "If sex isn't dirty, then why do you need to shower afterward?"

And if you don't need a shower after you're done then you did it WRONG.

Just to be clear, this is a satirical piece.

[_ajax18]

Very strange that a group of people who spend so much time in bath houses would be butting heads with a towel manufacturer.

Bath houses? What are you, 104 years old? ;)

That's part of some prominent psychologist biggest fear is the reopening of the bath houses in San Francisco. Surely the health insurance companies would put a stop to that.

[_Angus McAwesome]

They could offer a new line of Top/Bottom or Pitcher/Catcher towels. Then again, for some reason I don't see that being featured in the JC Penny catalog anytime soon.

Whole thing is pretty silly if it's true. I mean, selling towels to sexualy active people (regardless of their sexuality) makes sense. Like the saying goes, "If sex isn't dirty, then why do you need to shower afterward?"

And if you don't need a shower after you're done then you did it WRONG.

Just to be clear, this is a satirical piece.

At this point, with as wacky as the "conservative" block is these days, I can't tell anymore. Then again, if it was a story about Nancy pelosi declaring she was a life-long repressed lesbian and Hillary Clinton was her secret lover, I'd wait to see "The Onion" in the article's URL because totally discounting it.

Yes, our political system has gotten to the point where the lines between reality, self-parody, and intentional jest are so blurred I feel like Ray Charles at the Miss America contest.

[_moksha]

Surely the health insurance companies would put a stop to that.

All they have to do is exercise the special police powers vested in the Aflac Duck.

Hey, did this have anything to do with the closure of Deseret Gym?