They can speculate but I am not permitted to explain

[_Daniel Peterson]

Mini-Scartch:

Don't ever trust me with your real life information.

I'm fine with that. (I'm not interested in it.)

Cordially,

El Monstroso

[_Rollo Tomasi]

Don't ever trust me with your real life information.

I won't.

I'm fine with that.

I understand ... you're too busy going after guys like GoodK.

(I'm not interested in it.)

Nor should you be.

Cordially,

What, no "love."?

[_Daniel Peterson]

I understand ... you're too busy going after guys like GoodK.

I only wish there were more hours in the day for trashing major Japanese cities, destroying families, exterminating endangered species, defacing natural landmarks, polluting rivers, and the like.

So much to do, so little time.

[_Yoda]

I understand ... you're too busy going after guys like GoodK.

I only wish there were more hours in the day for trashing major Japanese cities, destroying families, exterminating endangered species, defacing natural landmarks, polluting rivers, and the like.

So much to do, so little time.

DCP, really, I beg of you....lay off the Godzilla movies. Maybe we need to do a "Godzilla movie intervention". It's for your own good. You need help!!!!!

LOL

[_Daniel Peterson]

DCP, really, I beg of you....lay off the Godzilla movies. Maybe we need to do a "Godzilla movie intervention". It's for your own good. You need help!!!!!

When I was very small, several centuries before the invention of videotape, I once watched the original Godzilla movie nine times in a single week. I can still hum the theme song.

It was via Godzilla that I came to admire the great Japanese actor Raymond Burr.

I've tried to model my life on that lizard.

[_ScottLloyd]

It was via Godzilla that I came to admire the great Japanese actor Raymond Burr.

Interesting that Raymond Burr (whom I as a young journalist once interviewed one-on-one very briefly) before his death seemed to have undertaken a systematic reprise of his former roles, including the one in Godzilla. I think he got so wrapped up in the new Perry Mason series that he never got around to revisiting Ironside. I know he talked about doing a sequel to Rear Window, but he never got to that one either.

[_Rollo Tomasi]

I only wish there were more hours in the day for trashing major Japanese cities, destroying families, exterminating endangered species, defacing natural landmarks, polluting rivers, and the like.

So much to do, so little time.

Don't despair, you've already accomplished quite a lot of damage. Well done.

[_Daniel Peterson]

Don't despair, you've already accomplished quite a lot of damage. Well done.

Lessee.

According to Scartchite demonology, I've destroyed GoodK's idyllic family life, terminated Mike Quinn's academic career, demolished Tokyo, and grievously slandered Robert Ritner.

I know, however, that those aren't the only high points of my vicious and unscrupulous career as seen from Scartchworld, and I'd like to make a complete list of my towering criminal achievements in Scartchite myth. Would you care to list them in concise bullet-point form?

I'd appreciate it, and I'm sure that others here will also profit from the review.

Thanks in advance.

El Monstroso

[_Rollo Tomasi]

According to Scartchite demonology, I've destroyed GoodK's idyllic family life ....

You contributed to the greater estrangement between he and his father.

... terminated Mike Quinn's academic career ....

You have helped get him blacklisted in the Mormon studies community.

... demolished Tokyo ....

I have no evidence of that.

... and grievously slandered Robert Ritner.

True enough.

I know, however, that those aren't the only high points of my vicious and unscrupulous career as seen from Scartchworld, and I'd like to make a complete list of my towering criminal achievements in Scartchite myth. Would you care to list them in concise bullet-point form?

This is enough for now. You've made monumental success already by recognizing at least some of your wrongs. Congrats!

[_Daniel Peterson]

According to Scartchite demonology, I've destroyed GoodK's idyllic family life ....

You contributed to the greater estrangement between he [sic] and his father.

So he's said.

Do you have any independent corroboration of that? Do you know anything about the overall relationship between father and son, and about its history?

... terminated Mike Quinn's academic career ....

You have helped get him blacklisted in the Mormon studies community.

No I haven't. That's simply absurd, and wholly false.

... demolished Tokyo ....

I have no evidence of that.

You have no actual evidence for any of these claims.

When has that ever given you or Master Scartch even the slightest pause?

... and grievously slandered Robert Ritner.

True enough.

No. Completely false.

But, ironically, you've slandered, and continue to slander, me.

By name. Publicly. And anonymously. (Speaking of "well done.")

I know, however, that those aren't the only high points of my vicious and unscrupulous career as seen from Scartchworld, and I'd like to make a complete list of my towering criminal achievements in Scartchite myth. Would you care to list them in concise bullet-point form?

This is enough for now. You've made monumental success already by recognizing at least some of your wrongs. Congrats!

I think my best was the destruction of Tokyo. And it's much better documented than any of my other mythical exploits. There's actual film of it.