How to Eat a Reese's, MDB Style

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Re: How to Eat a Reese's, MDB Style

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Mercury wrote:I am saddened to see I am not accounted for in this thread for my reeses eating habits.

Nobody has done one for me either (I'm not doing myself), but here's one with you and one for Scottie.

Mercury: I think Nehor should bring his secret Reeses stash out of the closet and admit his burning lust for Reese's is the reason he's still single.

Scottie: Why did they waste money using imported sugar? Domestic sugar would be cheeper and leave more money available to the poor.
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Rollo Tomasi: Don't look at me, Dr. Peterson. It's your own words that condemn you. Stop meddling between chocolate and peanut butter, and you'll be all right.

Droopy: How you preening left-wingers can pretend to be intellectually serious about Reese's is beyond me. It's almost as if you see the chocolate-peanut butter dichotomy as some sort of Hegelian dialectic, you slackjawed communist poseurs. As I was reading the other day on FrontPage magazine ...

Boaz: Did I tell you my temple name was Reese? And just so you know, my wife loves it when I get a little of my peanut butter on her chocolate. Then I follow it up with a nice ale.

Mister Scratch: My informants tell me that Louis Midgley likes to eat his Reese's on the still-beating heart of a sacrificed baby.

bcspace: The doctrine regarding Reese's consumption may change, but the scriptures don't. Hold to the rod, and you never need worry whether you've mistakenly eaten a Butterfinger instead.

Jason Bourne: I can see your point, but I'm not quite ready to give up the Reese's just yet.

Jersey Girl: Just because Kerry Shirts looks like a maniac on his videos is no reason to make fun of the way he eats Reese's.

The Nehor: The angel I saw brought some Reese's Pieces with him. They tasted celestial.
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LOL! This is the best thread running!

:)

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Okay, Runtu, it's on!

With great affection...

Kerry Shirts: So far as Reese's goes, we Mormon's have been TAKING IT IN THE TEETH for **TWO HUNDRED YEARS**!!! When I want to learn about Reese's, I go to world class scholars. You critics seriously need to update yourselves because the new materials are simply ASTONISHING!!! Why I've got enough for 15 new videos, including **PROOF** that peanut butter and chocolate were being mixed in ancient Israel **AND** the wrapper IN HEBREW, and will post them on youtube just so you critics, who are too lazy to read a book, can learn from them and see that Reese's got it right! GRIN!

Jersey Girl: Who do you people think you are anyway? Kerry Shirts is just a guy takin' his shot at defending Reese's and what is that to you? Here he has produced a video series regarding the origins of Reese's, including the Hebrew, with a multitude of references and all you can do is criticize HIS HAT!!!

How'd I do, eh?
:-)
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Dartangan: Reese's only got as far as it did because of its chocolate covering. It could not possibly have advanced to the top of its class in Chocolate School without pandering to its brownness, while downplaying its peanut butter center. Clearly this yeasty old caramel, with all its lint, is the superior taste treat.
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Moksha - Still, in the old caramels defense, it had been locked away for many years in my rear fig leaf and unmercifully sat upon many times, giving it a tough resilience and an unflagging executive ability. However, it is not longer edible and prone to fits of anger (can you blame it?).
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"You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. "

What the heck? What am I being excluded from again? This doesn't show up when I quote Liz's post, but it's there in red on her post.
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No Bond love? Screw you guys. :P
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B23 wrote:No Bond love? Screw you guys. :P


Bond: I eat my Reeses shaken, not stirred, with Liz, my favorite Bond girl, on my arm. ;)
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Anthon: I cannot eat a sealed Reese’s.

W.W. Phelps:
Go with me, will you go to the Reese’s side—
To the peanut butter innards that hide inside?
Where the chocolate conceals what you can’t see
Oh sweet, sweet, beloved confectionary.


KimberlyAnn: My daughter pretends her Reese’s is a weenus.
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