DCP for president?

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_Dwight Frye
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Mister Scratch wrote:Holy smokes. Wow. I am just blown away by the arrogance of this. "At least one friend"? Tell me, Dan: do you have any "friends" who possess traits other than obsequiousness? And "right on every issue"? Uh, yeah. Big surprise there. I'm sure you're 100% right on your speculations about Bro. Meldrum's supposed "traveling road show," for example.

Do you possess a sense of humor at all?

C'mon, Scratch, lighten up!
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Good grief. The whole thread is a joke... it's supposed to be funny. And I think it succeeds.

As an aside, I had a political analyst tell me a few years ago that if I decided to run for public office, he wanted to be my campaign manager. And I'm not even a professor!
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_Daniel Peterson
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Scartch, I've described you several times as an obsessive, grimly humorless, and malevolent loon who has a bizarre personal grudge against me.

Thanks for your comment here.
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I can just see Dan doing his best Nixon impersonation, saying, "I am not a crock..."
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_Trevor
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Daniel Peterson wrote:He's right on every issue, in my opinion.


At last we have found something we completely agree on.
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_Mister Scratch
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Dwight Frye wrote:
Mister Scratch wrote:Holy smokes. Wow. I am just blown away by the arrogance of this. "At least one friend"? Tell me, Dan: do you have any "friends" who possess traits other than obsequiousness? And "right on every issue"? Uh, yeah. Big surprise there. I'm sure you're 100% right on your speculations about Bro. Meldrum's supposed "traveling road show," for example.

Do you possess a sense of humor at all?

C'mon, Scratch, lighten up!


What, you didn't think my post was funny?
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_Trevor
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Mister Scratch wrote:What, you didn't think my post was funny?


I find just about everything Scratch writes to be side-splittingly hilarious. How people miss this is beyond me!
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Scratch squeals like a cut, angry pig

Holy smokes. Wow. I am just blown away by the arrogance of this. "At least one friend"? Tell me, Dan: do you have any "friends" who possess traits other than obsequiousness? And "right on every issue"? Uh, yeah. Big surprise there. I'm sure you're 100% right on your speculations about Bro. Meldrum's supposed "traveling road show," for example.


Do you possess a sense of humor at all?

C'mon, Scratch, lighten up!

Scratch then desperately tried to cover up his obvious lack of wit, humor, intelligence, and humanity with this inanity

What, you didn't think my post was funny?


None of us did, since that has never been your intention to enjoy some good spirited humor with some fellow human beings. All you are is vicious, and you come across as a clown even that way... Thank God you are not in my Ward, I'd have to apostatize. Or else drop kick your sorry scrawny butt across the church parking lot a bit. I still doubt it could knock sense into you. That would be like giving a rock an I.Q.
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_Daniel Peterson
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Trevor wrote:
Mister Scratch wrote:What, you didn't think my post was funny?

I find just about everything Scratch writes to be side-splittingly hilarious. How people miss this is beyond me!

Are you suggesting that Scartch is actually a hypersubtle satirist -- even more cunning than Gadianton?

You may be right. I confess that I hadn't thought of that possibility. It would account for a lot.

(If I conclude that you're right, I'm going to feel so silly . . . )
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_Trevor
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Daniel Peterson wrote:Are you suggesting that Scartch is actually a hypersubtle satirist -- even more cunning than Gadianton?

You may be right. I confess that I hadn't thought of that possibility. It would account for a lot.

(If I conclude that you're right, I'm going to feel so silly . . . )


Well there are intentional jokes, and then...

But seriously, the late Andy Kaufman has come to my mind on more than one occasion, first in relation to Scratch, and then in the case of Gadianton.
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