Tvedtnes: Author of "more than 300" articles?

[_Trevor]

One of the clandestine informants who report to me via my secret network of covert intelligence gatherers has sent me all of the files amassed on you by your therapist, your astrologer, your spirit guide (these were dripping with rather icky ectoplasm), your swami, your guru, and your financial planner.

Why don't you just admit right now that you laid Tokyo waste and nearly killed poor Raymond Burr. It'll be easier for you if you simply acknowledge your guilt immediately, without making an embarrassing scene. All of you assistant professors are giant mutated, radioactive, mass-murdering lizards. I haven't seen the evidence yet, but there's no question that it will reveal you for what you are.

Ha! Anticipating, as only I could, that you were planning a personal assault on me on behalf of the gray lizardmen of the SCMC, I replaced my therapist, astrologer, spirit guide, swami, guru, and financial planner with my split personalities and told them to throw you off of my trail.

I'll have you know that I laid Nagasaki to waste, not Tokyo, and I did in fact kill Aaron, not Raymond, although I dressed him in Hamilton's clothes, took his place, and endured a nasty trial over the whole mess. And you may hold my giant, mutated, radioactive, mass-murdering ways against me, but at least I am not a foul, doughnut eating gray like you!!! Take that! You grays never get your history straight.

[_Daniel Peterson]

Ha! Anticipating, as only I could, that you were planning a personal assault on me on behalf of the gray lizardmen of the SCMC, I replaced my therapist, astrologer, spirit guide, swami, guru, and financial planner with my split personalities and told them to throw you off of my trail.

Dang. I knew I should have given more attention to my creepy dossiers.

I'll have you know that I laid Nagasaki to waste, not Tokyo, and I did in fact kill Aaron, not Raymond, although I dressed him in Hamilton's clothes, took his place, and endured a nasty trial over the whole mess. And you may hold my giant, mutated, radioactive, mass-murdering ways against me, but at least I am not a foul, doughnut eating gray like you!!! Take that! You grays never get your history straight.

The truth of the matter is that there is literally no way that this isn't all damning in some way. I lose either way. Why not admit defeat? There'd be more dignity in it.

I have to admit, though, that your Aaron Burr caper was cleverly executed. You even fooled Gore Vidal.

[_Wheat]

I think it goes without saying that Misster Scratch is probably the single most mentally unbalanced character in the history of Mormon-related message boards. To say he is a *loon* falls far short of being an adequate description of his sickness.

I used to believe that he was pretending __ that it was just a big joke of some kind.

Now I know he's just nuts.

Nuts.

[_Trevor]

You even fooled Gore Vidal.

That hack? I was ghostwriting for him whilst he was busy fraternizing with Fratellanza Terapeutico‑Magica di Myriam. So sad. Someone takes his Eco a little too seriously.

[_Trevor]

I think it goes without saying that Misster Scratch is probably the single most mentally unbalanced character in the history of Mormon-related message boards.

I guess I'm just not trying hard enough. Sigh.

But seriously, you aren't serious, are you? I mean, I have seen people on these kinds of boards, including this one, whose psychology gives me far greater pause than Scratch. But, I suppose it could be that I don't take Scratch seriously enough. I guess I prefer not to.

[_Gadianton]

Then you and your fellow apologists won't be playing the degree game when anyone quotes Brent Metcalfe or Trixie or any of the other intelligent undegreed critics

Ahmen. And Ahmen. Though, if I'm not mistaken, Trixie has a Masters.

I've long been amazed at the inconsistencies found in apologetics and the sheer number of blindspots. Apologists are typically interested in the moment. What, in that moment, do they need to believe in order to get out of present situation x. And when situation y the next day presents itself, yesterdays beliefs can go out the window.

[_harmony]

Then you and your fellow apologists won't be playing the degree game when anyone quotes Brent Metcalfe or Trixie or any of the other intelligent undegreed critics

Ahmen. And Ahmen. Though, if I'm not mistaken, Trixie has a Masters.

I've long been amazed at the inconsistencies found in apologetics and the sheer number of blindspots. Apologists are typically interested in the moment. What, in that moment, do they need to believe in order to get out of present situation x. And when situation y the next day presents itself, yesterdays beliefs can go out the window.

I didn't mean that Trixie and the others didn't have degrees. I meant they didn't have PhD's.

[_Phaedrus Ut]

What's with the Tvedtnes and the FARMS sight still using the Florida Horse bones from 100 b.c. as evidence. This has long been discredited and with a minimal amount of research should have never been used in the first place.

I wouldn't consider him to be a careful or thorough scholar like Consig. does.


Phaedrus

[_consiglieri]

I wouldn't consider him to be a careful or thorough scholar like Consig. does.

But what about the "penis envy"?

[_Jason Bourne]

Excuse me. You're proud of this? What the f-u-c-k do "credentials" have to do with a person who has spent the last two years crawling up Daniel Peterson's ass, whoring himself out for "hot tips", making umpteen error filled accusations/assertions on this board, a person with "credentials" who talks about scoring "points" like a 12 year old...

and the "credentials" have to do with what exactly?

Color me decidely unimpressed.

This would make a great sig line but there would be too many bleeps! Love it though! I can tell Jersey Girl is from Jersey! You rock girl!