Oh, you rage-filled monkees...

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_cksalmon
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Oh, you rage-filled monkees...

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Your monkey rage is seriously screwing things up.

Oh, how I loathe your raw monkey rage.

All my monkey experiences in "zoos" were lies. You are really monkey pissed.

I had no idea.

Monkey mad.

You brought this on yourself, monkey. Yes, I will try to avoid you, but I will greet you with harsh (probably anti-Monkey) words should we meet. Just sayin'.

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_KimberlyAnn
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Re: Oh, you rage-filled monkees...

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I saw a love-filled monkey tonight at the state fair. He was lovin' on his stuffed bear. Lovin' on him so much that I tried to distract my two youngest daughters from his cage by pointing out a cotton candy stand. Didn't work. Annie said, "I wanna watch that cute monkey pushing on his bear."

"No. We're getting cotton candy. Now."

Didn't watch the movie 'cause I already know what happened. Someone took the stuffed bears away from a bunch of randy monkeys and they went on a rage-filled killing spree in London.

Duh. Anyone could have seen that coming.

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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
_KimberlyAnn
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Re: Oh, you rage-filled monkees...

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Here's the trailer for the movie, if anyone is interested.

Full frontal male nudity at 00:26. Just sayin'.

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Uh, cksalmon, I hate to break the news to you, but

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Re: Oh, you rage-filled monkees...

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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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