I propose Mr. Scratch as "De Facto" temporary LDS President

[_solomarineris]

On the grounds that present leaders inability to gain converts, failing to persuade people that Joseph Smit's ultimate leadership (Save Jesus Christ).
Pursuant to this petition, petitioner asks that Mr. Schratch accept DCP, a.k.a. Don Peterson as his Concilor, provided they work in Harmony.
It is further revealed to this petitioner that Art Bulla shall be appointed as "One Mighty and Strong" .
Not left behind Van Hale should provide legalistic, boring weekly K-Talk shows to strengthen his position as a Mormon Apologetics legal scriber.
Oh! Wait, Sandra Tanner should definitely involve to expose Mormon fraud and strive strongly convince us, that Jeesus chased deemons, led possessed pigs to chasm.

[_The Nehor]

I wouldn't put Scratch in charge of anything. He turns a few friends online into a network of informants and his perception of every Church organization makes them horribly Orwellian. I think he would do the same thing.

[_LifeOnaPlate]

Where is scratch?

[_The Nehor]

Where is scratch?

Danite squad reports mission completed. He is....out of the picture.

[_bcspace]

My mom used to always write in SWK for President

Pursuant to this petition, petitioner asks that Mr. Schratch accept DCP, a.k.a. Don Peterson as his Concilor, provided they work in Harmony.

Who'd want to move to PA?