How about an Alaskan Cruise with Dr. Peterson?

[_harmony]

When is the next cruise scheduled that is cratered to exmos? I'd pay big money to get you on a boat with Scratch for 7 days.

Actually, I think exmos can go on any of the cruises. Wouldn't it be fun if we all got together, including Scratch and Jersey, and went on the Alaska cruise with Daniel? What more could he ask? Friends and fun on the water... and stimulating dinner conversation. Would he jump ship in Juneau?

Daniel's a bargain at $795 per person. John Bytheway is more... $834 per person.

What is the "lectures at sea" thing for 2 days? John's lectures would be funny no matter what the subject, but what would Daniel lecture about?

[_Yoda]

Yeah, not Egypt, Alaska.
http://www.cruiselady.com/index.php?opt ... &Itemid=39
I'm surprised Mr.Scratch missed Dr. Peterson's this side of multi-faceted talent.
But don't worry, he has another cruise planned for Egypt, in fact there are many cruises planned,
to cater Corridor people to mingle with their heroes.

All I can say is, you guys can envy all you can.
Dr. Peterson can have his cake and eat it too.
Don't ever tell me again that being faithful doesn't pay.

I'd rather go with John Bytheway. At least he's funny.

The cruise with John Bytheway is $40 more. The cruise with Daniel is a bargain. ;)

[Guest]

A cruise hosted by Dr.Pederson, the Robin Leach of Mormondum, well I think that is above my pay grade, I'll pass.

Peekatooter, you've made my morning. Thanks for passing on it.

Master Scartch's cruise goes for $13.99, all inclusive. You can join harmony and Analytics on that one, if you'd like.

His lectures will be about my various crimes and character defects, the horrors of Skinny-L, and the villainy of the FARMS Review, of course. And he's far funnier, in his fashion, than John Bytheway.

[_harmony]

The cruise with John Bytheway is $40 more. The cruise with Daniel is a bargain. ;)

We're talking entertainment value, Liz. Wouldn't you pay more to see the Stones than Herman's Hermits?

I wonder if part of their contract is that they have to mingle with the paying customers.

I've got some savings... what is that date again? ... hmmm... June 7th. I could do that! Actually, that would be perfect. This is a possibility. My Sweet Pickle has always wanted to go on an Alaskan Cruise.

[_harmony]

And he's far funnier, in his fashion, than John Bytheway.

No, he's not. I've seen them both in one medium or the other, and John Bytheway takes home the gold medal every time. The man is a gem. Too bad he's more money than you.

Hmmm... now I have to go get my passport.

[_Yoda]

The cruise with John Bytheway is $40 more. The cruise with Daniel is a bargain. ;)

We're talking entertainment value, Liz. Wouldn't you pay more to see the Stones than Herman's Hermits?

I wonder if part of their contract is that they have to mingle with the paying customers.

I've got some savings... what is that date again? ... hmmm... June 7th. I could do that! Actually, that would be perfect. This is a possibility. My Sweet Pickle has always wanted to go on an Alaskan Cruise.

I don't know, Harm. If we could get both Daniel and Scratch on the same cruise, they could be the new Laurel and Hardy. ;)

[_TAK]

Let me guess,

This is a search for the new Cumorah since the last two have not panned out?

[_harmony]

Let me guess,

This is a search for the new Cumorah since the last two have not panned out?

I'm thinking the lectures at sea would be 2 days of conversing with the whales in Arabic.

Hey, this is a dream job, compared with BYU! Any of us would take it in a flash. Getting paid to visit these lovely places, cruise around a pretty cool part of the world (no pun intended), have all those adoring faces staring at you from the audience as you pontificate to your heart's content? What could be better than that?

[_TAK]

I am willing to contribute to a fund that will pay for Scratch's way so he/she can annoy DCP the whole trip.

[_Pokatator]

A cruise hosted by Dr.Pederson, the Robin Leach of Mormondum, well I think that is above my pay grade, I'll pass.

Peekatooter, you've made my morning. Thanks for passing on it.

Master Scartch's cruise goes for $13.99, all inclusive. You can join harmony and Analytics on that one, if you'd like.

His lectures will be about my various crimes and character defects, the horrors of Skinny-L, and the villainy of the FARMS Review, of course. And he's far funnier, in his fashion, than John Bytheway.

Don't you have some place to be? Some place where you were going to be so busy you couldn't respond to Danna's 10/18 Thread.....

Secular Anti-Mormonism: Comments for DCP on You Tube Address

You raise interesting subjects -- how refreshing it is to encounter a critic here who wants to talk about issues of substance and doesn't seem to want to make it a matter of personalities! -- and I'll try to get to them at some point. Unfortunately, it's going to be difficult over the next week or so, as I'm going to be out of town off and on. So please don't think that I'm trying to evade your questions.

As it is, I'm tired. Madame Butterfly died yet again tonight, and I have to be up early for a full day of bishop duties tomorrow. And then, early Monday morning, I'm off.

Seems you can post non-stop on everything else else but the threads that are of real substance and the threads that involve something that you have stated. I think you are evading Danna's questions, you have posted 27 times since that thread opened. Are are waiting for the thread to fill up several pages of comments and then you will enter with the normal "Standard Response" statements and personal attacks but of course never addressing the original questions? Your Standard Operating Procedure.

Glad to make your day, I can't think of anything more boring and mentally draining than spending time trapped on a boat with the Robin Leach of Mormondum and his mindless followers. I would probably get sick and it wouldn't be seasick.