Are Never-Mo's who frequent this board just LONELY?

[_Jersey Girl]

Since it is obvious that Porter is referring to Jersey Girl, I will speak my peace, since she is my friend.

Porter's reading comprehension skills are obviosly lacking, because Jersey Girl has stated on many occasions why she is involved with the board. Her initial curiosity about Mormonism occurred when a close friend of hers was a member. As she began to do research on the subject of Mormonism, she happened upon Z, FAIR/MAD, and this site.

She continues to post here based on her friendships here.

As far as her not having any social structure, that is truly a laugh. Porter's reading comprehension skills must have also been lacking when Jersey Girl mentioned the fact that she us a full-time Early Childhood Education teacher and curriculum developer. If you notice, she rarely posts during the day. Most of her posts occur in the evenings when she is home from work.

I would think that Porter's social structure is a lot more warped, considering that it appears he spends hours trolling missionary sites and Mormon spots on YouTube. For someone who is supposedly over the Mormon Church, I would say he is the one with problems.

That's real close, Liz. Thanks!

[_collegeterrace]

Good God people.

Show me where I identified a single poster, or a particular poster by sex or more specifically by name.

Otherwise, shut the f'ck up if you cannot comment on the Old Testament.

[_Jersey Girl]

Good God people.

Show me where I identified a single poster, or a particular poster by sex or more specifically by name.

Otherwise, shut the f'ck up if you cannot comment on the Old Testament.

Had you managed to produce evidence of an original thought, you wouldn't have received the above replies.

Just guessing.

[_Yoda]

Good God people.

Show me where I identified a single poster, or a particular poster by sex or more specifically by name.

Otherwise, shut the f'ck up if you cannot comment on the Old Testament.

You are so full of crap, you could fertilize a full cow pasture.

You have said these things directly to Jersey Girl in prior conversations both in chat and on prior threads. Why would I, who have been privy to these conversations, not think you were referring to her? You were, at the very least, partly referring to her, since she is a "never-Mo".

In any case, I answered your damned Old Testament in regards to her situation.

[_Jersey Girl]

You are so full of s***, you could fertilize a full cow pasture.

You have said these things directly to Jersey Girl in prior conversations both in chat and on prior threads. Why would I, who have been privy to these conversations, not think you were referring to her? You were, at the very least, partly referring to her, since she is a "never-Mo".

In any case, I answered your f*****g Old Testament in regards to her situation.

If I am not mistaken (and I could be) I am one of perhaps 2 never's left posting fairly regularly on this board. B23, who posts intermittently, would be the 3rd.

Note to self: Liz said (typed) damned again.

[_Yoda]

Frankly, I think the "Never-Mo's" bring a refreshing view to the board. They bring to the table exactly how crazy we Mormons look to the outside world. ;)

[_collegeterrace]

Good God people.

Show me where I identified a single poster, or a particular poster by sex or more specifically by name.

Otherwise, shut the f'ck up if you cannot comment on the Old Testament.

You are so full of s***, you could fertilize a full cow pasture.

*Porter raises one eyebrow*

OMG, your knowledge of cow pastures seems to be just as accurate as weather patterns as it relates to whether it snows in the middle of Summer at Sundance, Utah.

In case you have not noticed, ummm, cow pastures don't need to be fertilized, cuz ummmm, they are being fertilized by the cows in the pasture.

*shakes head*

[_Yoda]

OMG, your knowledge of cow pastures seems to be just as accurate as weather patterns as it relates to whether it snows in the middle of Summer at Sundance, Utah.

It wasn't summer, jackass. It was Fall. And, if you recall, I quoted, from the Sundance website, itself, that the date fell into the ski season. Many ski resorts use man-made snow to jump-start their season.

n case you have not noticed, ummm, cow pastures don't need to be fertilized, cuz ummmm, they are being fertilized by the cows in the pasture.

Fine. I'll rephrase. You are so full of crap, that you give the cows a run for their money in fertilizing a pasture.

In any case, the main point, of course, is that you are full of crap...BS, actually.

[_collegeterrace]

OMG, your knowledge of cow pastures seems to be just as accurate as weather patterns as it relates to whether it snows in the middle of Summer at Sundance, Utah.

It wasn't summer, jackass. It was Fall. And, if you recall, I quoted, from the Sundance website, itself, that the date fell into the ski season. Many ski resorts use man-made snow to jump-start their season.

Have fun at Sundance! :) I'm jealous! Are you going to ski or just sightsee? Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:40 am

Out here in the west, the Fall season officially begins September 21st.

n case you have not noticed, ummm, cow pastures don't need to be fertilized, cuz ummmm, they are being fertilized by the cows in the pasture.

Fine. I'll rephrase. You are so full of s***, that you give the cows a run for their money in fertilizing a pasture.

In any case, the main point, of course, is that you are full of s***...b***s***, actually.

Reeeaaahhhiiilllyyy??? It would appear you are so full of it, that at least at times, you cannot post sensible realities.

[_Jersey Girl]

Reeeaaahhhiiilllyyy??? It would appear you are so full of it, that at least at times, you cannot post sensible realities.

Irony so thick you'd have to cut it with a chain saw.