Religious humor

[_Ray A]

Do you know why God created Adam first? He didn't want any advice on how to do it.

[_Ray A]

Once J. Golden Kimball was showing some visitors from England around Salt Lake City. Every time they passed a noteworthy building, Kimball would tell how long it took to build. His European visitors always assured him that their country could build it in half the time. The group then passed the Salt Lake Temple. The tourists asked what it was. "Heck if I know, " he said, "It wasn't here yesterday."