The Nehor's Bid to Become a MADmod

[_Mister Scratch]

It's silly for me to seek validation by making a joke.

Oh, I agree.

I created that thread with one intent. I wanted to make people happier by giving them a good laugh. Based on the responses to the thread people had fun and took it and created even more laughter. I call this a success. Then again, I consider making people smile a better use of one's time then proudly haunting the internet trying to find error in others with a creepy network of informants trying to slander and psychoanalyze people I've never met. Which do you think a psychiatrist would think is more healthy? There is something in scripture about calling good evil.

Your emotional meltdown continues. No need to get upset, Nehor, and no need to deny the real intent of your bid to become a MADmod. We all know how shaken you get when you post on these boards. You yourself have admitted to needed to "take breaks," probably because you get too emotionally distressed and bent out of shape. There, there, Nehor. It's okay. Let it all out.

Feel free to admit that your feelings were hurt over the avatar issue.

[_Ray A]

I have a theory about why Nehor has been more influenced by "board games" than Spencer W. Kimball.

He doesn't believe a word of Mormonism.

[_The Nehor]

It's silly for me to seek validation by making a joke.

Oh, I agree.

I created that thread with one intent. I wanted to make people happier by giving them a good laugh. Based on the responses to the thread people had fun and took it and created even more laughter. I call this a success. Then again, I consider making people smile a better use of one's time then proudly haunting the internet trying to find error in others with a creepy network of informants trying to slander and psychoanalyze people I've never met. Which do you think a psychiatrist would think is more healthy? There is something in scripture about calling good evil.

Your emotional meltdown continues. No need to get upset, Nehor, and no need to deny the real intent of your bid to become a MADmod. We all know how shaken you get when you post on these boards. You yourself have admitted to needed to "take breaks," probably because you get too emotionally distressed and bent out of shape. There, there, Nehor. It's okay. Let it all out.

Feel free to admit that your feelings were hurt over the avatar issue.

I see you still have (either by choice or mental flaw) no reading comprehension skills whatsoever.

This conversation would probably go more smoothly if you just make up what you think I should say without my input to ruin your soporific ranting. Need my password so you can do so?

[_The Nehor]

Note to Mods: Not sure how this relates to Mormonism and seems to be entirely about me. Feel free to move it if it does not fit here.

[_Mister Scratch]

I see you still have (either by choice or mental flaw) no reading comprehension skills whatsoever.

This conversation would probably go more smoothly if you just make up what you think I should say without my input to ruin your soporific ranting. Need my password so you can do so?

Sure. If you tell me your password, I'll be glad to help you publicly apologize for your violent tendencies, your sexism, and your embarrassing bid for power on the aptly named MADboard.

Note to Mods: Not sure how this relates to Mormonism and seems to be entirely about me. Feel free to move it if it does not fit here.

Discussion concerning MAD and the MAD moderating team have always been appropriate subjects for this forum, Nehor. Since you yourself made a bit for a moderatorship, you opened the door for conversation on this topic. (Nice try, though. I bet that getting the thread moved would really help to salve your hurt feelings.) If you'd prefer to re-direct the flow of conversation back to your motives for wanting to be a MADmod, and your feelings of loneliness and inadequacy, well, then, by all means---go ahead.

[_Jersey Girl]

Nehor

I see you still have (either by choice or mental flaw) no reading comprehension skills whatsoever.

It's not his job to read for comprehension, Nehor. His purpose is to read, embellish, grasp any little friggin' straw and run it up the flag pole.

Take Care,
Jersey Girl

[_Some Schmo]

If I found Nehor's moderator bid humorous, does that mean I am tasteless?

I thought it was pretty funny too. In fact, I thought it was some of his best writing I've seen.

But then... I'm a sick bastard. I think it would be fun to fly an X-wing while eating fried chicken too.

[_Jersey Girl]

Our dear, beloved friend and fellow poster has indeed suffered a number of slings and arrows on this board. Furthermore, it seems that he has, as of late, tapered off his posting habits somewhat. Is this due to the many "beatings" he has taken? The short list of his offenses leveled against him would include the following:

---Obsessive-compulsive masturbation
---Latent homosexuality
---Barely disguised sexism (i.e., rape victims "deserved it")
---Outrage over being labeled "nebbish"
---Use of an August Sander-esque avatar, which one poster described as being "Hitler Youth Squad"-ish.

Indeed, The Nehor's August Sander avatar is still in full effect over at the aptly named MAD board. One cannot help but wonder why he opted to drop it over here, in favor of a stout X-Wing fighter pilot munching on a bucket of fried chicken. Was it due to the "Hitler Youth Squad" comment, one wonders?

In any event, it seems that The Nehor has made a power play over on the aptly named MAD board. He proposes that he be made a moderator:

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/index. ... opic=38953

On another thread I was reading it was said that mods have cosmic galactic powers that strain the boundaries of belief. As a lover of power myself I have decded to start Nehor's Committee for Moderator Orchestration (NCMO).

You're probably asking yourself why of all people should you support the Nehor to hold the exalted rank of Moderator. You're thinking he will destroy the boards with insane ruling judged by his trusty magic eightball; you're thinking he'll intentionally drive off the smartest posters and replace them with rabid raccoons; you might even be thinking that Nehor has made a pact with dark powers to use this board to further his private crusade for the abolition and extinction of the Asparagus plant. All true, but there are benefits I bring as well:

1. Will hold mandatory drug screenings for all new posters on the board.
2. Will host UMW fight night. Watch as the ladies of the UMW compete in the athletic sport of mudwrestling for your viewing pleasure.
3. Free doughnuts for anyone who comes and cleans my residence on Saturday morning.
4. Abolition of Slavery.
5. Will end the genocide in North Dakota.
6. Banning of every poster whose screen name begins with H, Q, R, and V.
7. Will not just ban trolls, will hunt them down and take them to an undisclosed location until they repent of their Internet wrongdoings.
8. Will end the War on Terror and begin the War on Mimes.
9. Will authorize the nuking of Chad (because they'd never expect it).

Join in and support today. Will be selling badges and T-shirts soon. Until then add "I support NCMO" to your signature line until our campaign has been successful. The way ahead may be difficult but remember the NCMO motto:

No hallowed hand can stop the work from progressing; persecutions may justly rage, mobs may combine to stop our atrocities, armies may assemble to fight the cannon fodder we recruit, calumny may defame our names and those of all our ancestors, but the power of NCMO will go forth boldly, violently, and with a berserker fury, till it has nuked every continent, annihilated every clime, conquered every country, and brainwashing has gone in every ear, till the purposes of NCMO shall be accomplished, and the Great Nehor shall say my reign of terror and blood shall now begin.

This is a political ad paid for by Al's Pet Store. Mention you have joined NCMO and get a free budgie.

I'm not quite sure how to read this, though I confess that I *did* find it intriguing. What, pray tell, do you think The Nehor is up to, and what, moreover, does this tell us about messageboard psychology and behavior? Perhaps most interesting of all is this rather pathetic, "joking" play at securing a moderator position on the aptly named MADboard. (And let's face facts here: I'm sure no one is fooled by the "jokey" tone of The Nehor's post. The sad truth is that becoming a mod really would make him feel redeemed and worthwhile. I daresay it would be akin to the many "conversations" he has had with Jesus and "Gods".)

In any event, I found this interesting in terms of observing the difference in behaviors of posters here at good ol' Shady Acres vs. the aptly named MADboard. Certainly, if The Nehor has had his feelings hurt, let me be the first one to offer him a friendly, cyber bear hug.

It's a humorous post and you find this intriguing? What are you, a middle schooler grounded over the weekend?

[_Jersey Girl]

Schmo

But then... I'm a sick bastard. I think it would be fun to fly an X-wing while eating fried chicken too.

Dear Sick Bastard (not to be confused with Fat Bastard),

I want to know what an X-wing is.

Jersey Girl

[_Some Schmo]

Schmo

But then... I'm a sick bastard. I think it would be fun to fly an X-wing while eating fried chicken too.

Dear Sick Bastard (not to be confused with Fat Bastard),

I want to know what an X-wing is.

Jersey Girl

Don't tell me you've never seen Star Wars!

X-wings were the rebel fighter ships used to blow up the Death Star. The dude in Nehor's avatar is sitting in the cockpit of one.

Here's a fleet of them:


Here's one with the wings open (hence the name "X-wing"):