Sublime thoughts o' Shades, CHAPTER ONE

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Sublime thoughts o' Shades, CHAPTER ONE

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MormonDiscussions.com was never meant to be a Utopia for readers.

MormonDiscussions.com was only ever meant to be a Utopia for posters.


(Methinks that our three dearly departed thought, mistakenly, that it was the other way around.)

(Ponder those first two sentences, then ponder them again. When you're done, ponder them some more. In my opinion, at least 50% of the complaints and frustrations about this board will magically dissolve once people truly grasp the implications of those first two sentences.)


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"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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Dr. Shades wrote:(Methinks that our three dearly departed thought, mistakenly, that it was the other way around.)

(Ponder those first two sentences, then ponder them again. When you're done, ponder them some more. In my opinion, at least 50% of the complaints and frustrations about this board will magically dissolve once people truly grasp the implications of those first two sentences.)

If that's really true, then why do we need the auto-correct feature? Also, why don't we have smilies?
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Who has left?
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Who is left?
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy.
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I just read Harmony's list and Liz's additions. This board will stagnate if it is solely an attack vehicle against Mormons.
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asbestosman wrote:If that's really true, then why do we need the auto-correct feature?


So that their posts are made even better.

Also, why don't we have smilies?


As Senator Amidala said in Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones, "Sometimes what the people want is not what's best for them."
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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asbestosman wrote:Also, why don't we have smilies?

BRAVO, Abman!!

Shades, read your own OP, then read this, then read yours again, then read this, then do it a 3rd time.
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Scottie wrote:Shades, read your own OP, then read this, then read yours again, then read this, then do it a 3rd time.


Okay. What the heck? The Nehor proved that giving people smilies is like putting Dracula in charge of the blood bank, but maybe people have since evolved to be better able to handle the responsibility of smilie usage.

More details to follow in another thread.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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