Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

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_Calculus Crusader
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Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

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bcspace wrote:
I simply realized that the "God of the Homos" doesn't exist...


But the god of homosexuality does exist.
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Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

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Calculus Crusader wrote:
bcspace wrote:
I simply realized that the "God of the Homos" doesn't exist...


But the god of homosexuality does exist.


Yes, he does. His name is Heavenly Father.
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Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

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Calculus Crusader wrote:There is nothing offensive about dispelling, via the amendment process, a fictitious "right" conjured out of thin air by four judges.


Just because you don't care for it, does not change the fact that it is a right. And, everyone always calls the judge whose decision they do not like an "activist judge." This is essentially all you are doing here. They have one interpretation. You have another. Pardon me while I take them a little more seriously than I do you. Guffaw.
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Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

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Trevor wrote:
Calculus Crusader wrote:There is nothing offensive about dispelling, via the amendment process, a fictitious "right" conjured out of thin air by four judges.


Just because you don't care for it, does not change the fact that it is a right. And, everyone always calls the judge whose decision they do not like an "activist judge." This is essentially all you are doing here. They have one interpretation. You have another. Pardon me while I take them a little more seriously than I do you. Guffaw.


Let us not forget that the largest group of disenfranchised people ever was women. And it took generations for us to even get the right to vote, let alone any other rights.
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harmony wrote:Let us not forget that the largest group of disenfranchised people ever was women. And it took generations for us to even get the right to vote, let alone any other rights.


Women are still fighting hard to get equal pay for equal work, to be rewarded with the promotions they deserve, to be protected from being let go more than men during the hard times. There is still much work to be done for the cause of women's rights. I only just grazed a very small bit of the surface.
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Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

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bcspace wrote:I simply realized that the "God of the Homos" doesn't exist and therefore the prayer has no effect on my dead relatives. Therefore, I wasn't in the least offended and sent in my latest list of 144 aids victims to be baptized for.


And yet there is not an ounce more validity in your god than in his..
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Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

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I simply realized that the "God of the Homos" doesn't exist...

But the god of homosexuality does exist.


Staring endlessly and phallically at stalactites and stalagmites can possible turn one gay. But it's doesn't make one a god.
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Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

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Calculus Crusader wrote:There is nothing offensive about dispelling, via the amendment process, a fictitious "right" conjured out of thin air by four judges.


So what does this say about 'rights' to education, privacy, free association, speech, and other stuff conjured out of thin air.
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Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

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As a hypothetical, what would have been the situation if, say, Brigham Young had had a pair of lesbian wives in the mix. Who cohabited and tolerated BY as a sperm donor once every 54(?) nights.
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