The Dude wrote:ROFL, what a thread:
talisyn wrote:But what really bugs me is anime porn. You have all these bouncing schoolgirls running around, how is a rl woman suppose to compete with that? And make no mistake, it is a competition women have been trained to think they must win.
I'm sorry, but this TBM poster insists she has been trained to compete with pornographic cartoons? WTF?
To say nothing for how a guy is supposed to compete with these animated heroes of the erotic arts. They are built like horses! I sat down to watch one of these movies with my wife, looking to add a little “excitement” to our marriage. As soon as the hero took of his pants, my wife’s jaw dropped, and she asked in astonishment, “so
that is what those are supposed to look like?!” She then looked at me and
laughed. I dropped my head in shame. She immediately started walking to the door saying, “I’m going to find me a man who can do it
that way!”
That was seven years ago, and I haven’t seen or heard from her since. People tell me I need to start dating again, but why bother? How can I possibly compete with the expectorations these movies have given women?