Another candidate for the "Banned from MAD" club...

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Re: Another candidate for the "Banned from MAD" club...

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Wheat wrote:~ long post with lots of scriptures ~


Thanks for reminding me why I'm not Christian.
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Re: Another candidate for the "Banned from MAD" club...

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Wheat wrote:And with that lingering hope, I bid you all farewell.


We can only hope.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

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Wheat wrote:What are you talking about? It isn’t about what I myself might do. The scriptures I quoted talk about what Christ himself will do when He returns. Vengeance is His. You’ve been an apostate so long you don’t even remember what the scriptures say anymore. Sad.


Christ is a myth.
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Re: Another candidate for the "Banned from MAD" club...

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rcrocket wrote:
Mister Scratch wrote:I am willing to bet money that Wheat = Will Schryver. If that is the case, then he is guilty of rank hypocrisy and lying, and thus he will be the one who is burnt to a cinder during the Second Coming.


You're an [insert here either an insult or a compliment, although note that the word implied here begins with a vowel].

Wheat is a troll; he's one of you faking it. I have it on good authority.

I hope you're right. I rather suspect you are - there are some true fanatics on Earth, as the recent attacks in Mumbai demonstrate, along with our previous troubles with al Qaeda and their ilk, but it it's always disconcerting to hear someone talk like Wheat and realize he could literally be one of those guys if he'd only been born in a different country. It's really crazy.
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Re: Another candidate for the "Banned from MAD" club...

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Sethbag wrote:I hope you're right. I rather suspect you are - there are some true fanatics on Earth, as the recent attacks in Mumbai demonstrate, along with our previous troubles with al Qaeda and their ilk, but it it's always disconcerting to hear someone talk like Wheat and realize he could literally be one of those guys if he'd only been born in a different country. It's really crazy.


If he's a sockpuppet, he's one of the best I've seen. Way better than Salvador Dali, who was pretty good. I've never known a sockpuppet to go to such elaborate measures, such as creating a fake name and back story. If we've been had, we've been had by one of the more creative ones out there.
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Runtu wrote:
Sethbag wrote:I hope you're right. I rather suspect you are - there are some true fanatics on Earth, as the recent attacks in Mumbai demonstrate, along with our previous troubles with al Qaeda and their ilk, but it it's always disconcerting to hear someone talk like Wheat and realize he could literally be one of those guys if he'd only been born in a different country. It's really crazy.


If he's a sockpuppet, he's one of the best I've seen. Way better than Salvador Dali, who was pretty good. I've never known a sockpuppet to go to such elaborate measures, such as creating a fake name and back story. If we've been had, we've been had by one of the more creative ones out there.


I am telling you: my Spidey Sense is tingling that this is Will Schryver. If I am wrong, I will eat my hat.
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Mister Scratch wrote:I am telling you: my Spidey Sense is tingling that this is Will Schryver. If I am wrong, I will eat my hat.


The only convincing evidence for this, in my opinion, is Wheat's knowledge of the Book of Abraham debates. Go over his old posts, and I doubt you'll see any defender on the board with this knowledge, bar Shryver.
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Runtu wrote:...
My wife is always reminding me that the church is full of wonderful and good people. I have to remember that every time I run across someone like Wheat.

My wife does the same.
Unfortunately - for her - when I meet wonderful and/or good people in the church, it become proved that they are/were good without this or any church.

I have friends in this church. And I know Wheat-type people in this church.
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