The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics 2008

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_rcrocket

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Ray: You're a vacillating idiot.

Wheat: You're an enabling moron.

Scratch: You're a disingenuous malevolent.

Rollo: You're a disingenuous sophist.

Life on a Plate: You're probably a pencil-necked geek.

Asbestos: Anything going on between your ears?

Trevor: You're a slick ignoramus in everything except the Classics.

Cinepro: You think you're suave; you are going to reap what you sow.

Shade: You're weak and you promote dishonesty in divorce proceedings.

Seth: You like to hanky-twist.

Scottie: Leave your divorce stuff out of the public domain; you're a whipped ex.

Jason: Where'd you learn to spell, you anonymous coward.

Skippie: I'd like to meet you. Bring your husband and we'll go out to dinner with my wife.

John W: Your avatar evidences a weak soul.

Gadianton: You're just a weak shill.

TAK: You're a vulgar shill.

Antishock: You're a vulgar moron.

Harmony: You're a mean spirited senior citizen. (Ooops you are probably my age.)

Liz: I know that nothing is going on between those ears except nice things.

Porter: You sure don't know a dang thing about Mormonism, or anything else, with that GED of yours.

Danna: What are you, gay? Not that there is anything wrong with that.


Whom did I leave out?
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Well, you left me out, but maybe that's to say I'm so unimportant I don't even register.
Lou Midgley 08/20/2020: "...meat wad," and "cockroach" are pithy descriptions of human beings used by gemli? They were not fashioned by Professor Peterson.

LM 11/23/2018: one can explain away the soul of human beings...as...a Meat Unit, to use Professor Peterson's clever derogatory description of gemli's ideology.
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The Nehor wrote:
The two best things about the Holiday season are Mr. Scratch's top 10 list which is always anxiously awaited by everyone,


Hate to break this to you but this is a lie.


Is not. Nothing in the holiday season compares to these two great events.
Lou Midgley 08/20/2020: "...meat wad," and "cockroach" are pithy descriptions of human beings used by gemli? They were not fashioned by Professor Peterson.

LM 11/23/2018: one can explain away the soul of human beings...as...a Meat Unit, to use Professor Peterson's clever derogatory description of gemli's ideology.
_Ray A

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Bob,

Now I understand why you're not allowed to have a signature line.
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Gadianton wrote:Well, you left me out, but maybe that's to say I'm so unimportant I don't even register.


He said you were a weak shill.

He forgot Bond though... :confused:
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07

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rcrocket wrote:Life on a Plate: You're probably a pencil-necked geek.


I see what you're trying to do but I wouldn't call myself a "pencil-necked geek." Maybe a boorish booksome jerk, or something else.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
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There is nothing weak about Condorito, Bob. ¡Reflauta!
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LifeOnaPlate wrote:
rcrocket wrote:Life on a Plate: You're probably a pencil-necked geek.


I see what you're trying to do but I wouldn't call myself a "pencil-necked geek." Maybe a boorish booksome jerk, or something else.


How about "Jay Leno-chinned dweeb"? :wink:
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Daniel Peterson wrote:It's reassuring to see that the two "Backslappin Bros" are still locked in an embrace.


Who, you and B. Hamblin? Yes, we already knew that. Did you guys watch another silent anti-Mormon film for FHE this week? Or did you work together on forging yet another letter? Please, do tell!
_GoodK

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Mister Scratch wrote:
Who, you and B. Hamblin?


Darn, you beat me to it.
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