He's one of the Lord's self-annointed.
Uh, it is you who have anointed yourself Ray, not I. I received what authority I have from other legitimate authority.
You have, like Korihor before you, your word only.
Yes, its that traditional time of the year yet again.
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Re: Yes, its that traditional time of the year yet again.
Uh, it is you who have anointed yourself Ray, not I. I received what authority I have from other legitimate authority.
You have, like Korihor before you, your word only.
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
- Thomas Sowell
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
- Thomas Sowell
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Re: Yes, its that traditional time of the year yet again.
Droopy wrote:...
Then in a twinkling, they awoke with a scream
To Shades, and Rollo, and Scratch on their screens!
Leftwingers and singers of sad tales of woe
Of leaving the church blow by blow.
....
I'm just glad to see I made it in this year -- I think I was snubbed last year.
"Moving beyond apologist persuasion, LDS polemicists furiously (and often fraudulently) attack any non-traditional view of Mormonism. They don't mince words -- they mince the truth."
-- Mike Quinn, writing of the FARMSboys, in "Early Mormonism and the Magic World View," p. x (Rev. ed. 1998)
-- Mike Quinn, writing of the FARMSboys, in "Early Mormonism and the Magic World View," p. x (Rev. ed. 1998)
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Re: Yes, its that traditional time of the year yet again.
Droopy wrote:Uh, it is you who have anointed yourself Ray, not I. I received what authority I have from other legitimate authority.
Indeed. I can't imagine why anyone would question Droopy's commission from God to grace us all with his presence here at Shady Acres.
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
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silentkid wrote:That's pure cheese.
It's your reputation for literary taste.
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
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Re: Yes, its that traditional time of the year yet again.
Rollo Tomasi wrote:Droopy wrote:...
Then in a twinkling, they awoke with a scream
To Shades, and Rollo, and Scratch on their screens!
Leftwingers and singers of sad tales of woe
Of leaving the church blow by blow.
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I'm just glad to see I made it in this year -- I think I was snubbed last year.
Better to be leftwing than a batwing.
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Re: Yes, its that traditional time of the year yet again.
Trevor wrote:It's your reputation for literary taste.
Twilight man, Twilight.
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I'm just glad to see I made it in this year -- I think I was snubbed last year.
No, you were their at the very beginning. This is the original, just as I wrote and posted it three Christmas seasons ago (this is, indeed, the third installment).
I've been through the archives over and over again, and cannot find the song I did about Scratch based upon the Grinch song from the old cartoon narrated by Boris Karloff. "You're a foul one, mister Scratch..."
Can't seem to find it. I'm sure it died with my old hard disk.
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
- Thomas Sowell
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
- Thomas Sowell
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Re: Yes, its that traditional time of the year yet again.
silentkid wrote:Thanks for the laugh, Droopy. I needed it. But I would rework this part:Droopy wrote:...but the faithful were ready, with the disinfectant of light.
That's pure cheese.
No, just a cliché, but a true one, and it rhymes.
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
- Thomas Sowell
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
- Thomas Sowell
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_Ray A
Re: Yes, its that traditional time of the year yet again.
Droopy wrote:
You have, like Korihor before you, your word only.
Whatever pleases your imagination.
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Re: Yes, its that traditional time of the year yet again.
Ray A wrote:Whatever pleases your imagination.
Isn't that essentially what God said to Nephi when He gave Nephi the sealing power?
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”