Major League Lardbutts

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_SatanWasSetUp
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The Nehor wrote: I don't want to sit in an endowment room with someone who is high or drunk or smells of cigarette smoke.


..or someone who had a cup of tea that morning;)

Since all Mormons want to be Christ-like, the only people I remember Christ kicking out of the temple were the money-changers. It seems he welcomed the drunks and the cigarette smokers, and all people who were struggling with sin. Jesus didn't seem to mind the smell of those he ministered to. Mormonism kinda flipped that idea on its head where the money changers, dressed in costly apparel, are welcomed with open arms while the filthy addicts are locked out.
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True, SWSU.

It's sort of the same concept with denying the sacrament. Who is more in need of making a promise to Christ? The righteous who are following the commandments or the sinner who needs an extra bit of help?
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Scottie wrote:True, SWSU.

It's sort of the same concept with denying the sacrament. Who is more in need of making a promise to Christ? The righteous who are following the commandments or the sinner who needs an extra bit of help?


Yep. It's ass-backwards to me. There's an old saying that church should be a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints. The Mormon church is the ultimate museum for saints. I suppose its why they call themselves saints. Only the saints can partake of the sacrament and attend the temple. The sinners are denied any of that. I know many TBMs who are Christ-like, but many would prefer attending church with other saints and not sit next to the unwashed sinners during church and temple services.
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I wonder if Mormons (and other people of religions that forbid/frown on alcohol/cigarettes/etc) are above average weight. The reason I say this is that it seems to be the case, and I've often wondered if it's because when you take those other vices away from the choices, overeating becomes the default.

Maybe it's just that I live in the South where most people are both religious and fat.
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I know one thing for sure. I just ate some cookies. 240 calories. Guess what? That's either coming out of dinner tonight, or I'm walking 2 1/2 miles tonight with the dogs.

Ain't got no thyroid problem. Ain't got no nuttin' problem. Gots me a fork, knife, and spoon problem.

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antishock8 wrote:I know one thing for sure. I just ate some cookies. 240 calories. Guess what? That's either coming out of dinner tonight, or I'm walking 2 1/2 miles tonight with the dogs.




or you could masturbate for a couple hours.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_calo ... sturbating
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Satan... :evil:
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