Bunny and Sucking Dirt Thumb

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Bunny and Sucking Dirt Thumb

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Chloe was nearing two when I was expecting Anna. She was still nursing and I needed to find a way to wean her, as she didn't seem inclined to give up the breast on her own. I got the brilliant idea of putting a little Nestles Quick in a sippy cup of milk and giving it to her when she was clamoring to nurse. It worked brilliantly and soon Chloe had transferred her addiction to breast milk to what she called "Bunny." All she knew was the Goods came from a yellow container with a rabbit on the label.

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It wasn't long until I decided Chloe needed to be weaned from "Bunny" to straight milk, so each day I put a little less bunny in the sippy. It got to the point where Chloe began inspecting her sippy cup before she'd take a drink to see if the milk inside looked brown enough. If it didn't, she'd screech and fling her cup across the room. Eventually, she got used to drinking plain white milk. She still loves bunny, though, and we can never run low or she starts freaking out just like my cats do when the Meow Mix is nearly gone from their bowl.

Chloe also sucked her thumb until she was six years old. She only ever sucked her left thumb while pulling her right ear with her right hand. One night, while cuddling in bed with her, I said, "You sure do like your left thumb, Chloe. It must taste good. What does it taste like?"

She pulled her left thumb out of her mouth long enough to say, "Bunny."

I asked her what her right thumb tasted like.

She stuck it in her mouth only briefly, made a face, and replied, "Dirt."

Left thumb=delicious bunny. Right thumb=dirt.

To this day, at my house, "You suck Dirt Thumb!" is a terrible insult. I made it up myself.

There are couple of posters here who suck Dirt Thumb. Hard. But I don't say it to them; it's far to mean. I just think it. ;)

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Dr. Steuss sucks dirt thumb!
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silentkid wrote:Dr. Steuss sucks dirt thumb!


Silentkid hates moist panties. (I remember stuff.)

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KimberlyAnn wrote:Silentkid hates moist panties. (I remember stuff.)

KA


:cry:
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silentkid wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:Silentkid hates moist panties. (I remember stuff.)

KA


:cry:


Oh, man. I teased you and made you cry. I suck dirt thumb!

Dry panties for you, SK. Dry boxers and whitey-tighties, too. If you prefer to go commando, then dry jeans. Hot and dry, straight from the dryer.

Underwear drier than Franklin County, Alabama.

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Wow, I LOVE phrase!! Can I steal it? (even though I know you think I suck dirt thumb)
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Scottie wrote:Wow, I LOVE phrase!! Can I steal it? (even though I know you think I suck dirt thumb)


Whatever. I lurve you. You do not suck dirt thumb.

I gave you a little spanking. So what? You liked it and you know it!

:twisted:

Only one smilie.

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KimberlyAnn wrote:She was still nursing and I needed to find a way to wean her, as she didn't seem inclined to give up the breast on her own.

Can't say I blame her.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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Dr. Shades wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:She was still nursing and I needed to find a way to wean her, as she didn't seem inclined to give up the breast on her own.

Can't say I blame her.


Classy, Shades. Classy.
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silentkid wrote:Dr. Steuss sucks dirt thumb!

It ain't dirt.
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