When will Little Tommy Monson...

[_JoetheClerk]

admit to using a seer stone like Joseph Smith?
Tell us when he has talked with the Three Nephites?
Tell us when he has talked with John the Beloved?
Let us know when he stops being rude to his secretaries and assistants?
Tell us, once and for all, where the Church was really organized in New York?
Tell us which of the top dogs have run-ins with the police?
Publish the financial report of the Church like they used to do?
Actually push for honesty in Church business dealings?
Dump any leadership that is dishonest?

[_Pokatator]

How about when will he use his divine powers of revelation and discernment to tell without a doubt where Cumorah really is? Or eden?

Or which parts of the Bible is translated correctly or incorrectly?

Or what parts of all the church documents are doctrine or not? Which parts are the authorities speaking as a man or as a prophet?

When will he clear all the gray areas with his divine powers?

My guess is never because it is all a sham, the church isn't twooo and Monsoon has no powers and Moroney was a figment Joe's vivid imagination.

[_The Nehor]

Or more importantly instruct us on how to acquire eternal life?

Oh wait, he did.

[_Yong Xi]

admit to using a seer stone like Joseph Smith?
Tell us when he has talked with the Three Nephites?
Tell us when he has talked with John the Beloved?
Let us know when he stops being rude to his secretaries and assistants?
Tell us, once and for all, where the Church was really organized in New York?
Tell us which of the top dogs have run-ins with the police?
Publish the financial report of the Church like they used to do?
Actually push for honesty in Church business dealings?
Dump any leadership that is dishonest?

I'd be satisfied if he just stopped coloring his hair.

[_cinepro]

admit to using a seer stone like Joseph Smith?
Tell us when he has talked with the Three Nephites?
Tell us when he has talked with John the Beloved?
Let us know when he stops being rude to his secretaries and assistants?
Tell us, once and for all, where the Church was really organized in New York?
Tell us which of the top dogs have run-ins with the police?
Publish the financial report of the Church like they used to do?
Actually push for honesty in Church business dealings?
Dump any leadership that is dishonest?

What difference would any of those make? Was the Church more true when a Prophet regularly discussed his angelic visitors, was "nice", declared where Church history locations were, made public the run ins with the law, published the annual report? And when has the Church leadership ever claimed to be totally honest? As far as I know, they have always been as honest as they need to be, and no more.

[_JoetheClerk]

Or more importantly instruct us on how to acquire eternal life?
Oh wait, he did.

Sorry Jehor but eternal life is available to all, It is Exaltation that concerns LDS folk, isn't it?

[_Gadianton]

Why didn't Pres. Monson tell you how to combat porn addiction and the 5-knuckle olympics? Why did he make you pay 480$ minimum to a bunch of dorky counselor/entrepreneurs? You'd think for the 10% he charges you already, he could include the necessary tips for overcoming the sin "next to murder" that 99% of all Mormons commit off and on if not regularily throughout their lives.

[_The Nehor]

Or more importantly instruct us on how to acquire eternal life?
Oh wait, he did.

Sorry Jehor but eternal life is available to all, It is Exaltation that concerns LDS folk, isn't it?

I assumed that on an LDS messageboard that when talking about eternal life I could use the LDS definition.

Thanks for name suggestion.

[_The Nehor]

Why didn't Pres. Monson tell you how to combat porn addiction and the 5-knuckle olympics? Why did he make you pay 480$ minimum to a bunch of dorky counselor/entrepreneurs? You'd think for the 10% he charges you already, he could include the necessary tips for overcoming the sin "next to murder" that 99% of all Mormons commit off and on if not regularily throughout their lives.

I paid who the what now?

In any case if your 99% is a confession that you have trouble with this sin I can recommend a program recently referenced on this board.

[_Mercury]

Or more importantly instruct us on how to acquire eternal life?

Oh wait, he did.

No he didn't. The CHI did.

Your snappy "answers" need a great deal of work Jed.