The Sons of Helaman - is this a sick joke?

[_The Nehor]

It's a violation of the Law of Chastity now? Wow! When did that happen?

Classic case of denial.

Denial that I think it's a violation of the Law of Chastity and always have? You bet.

[_silentkid]

It's a violation of the Law of Chastity now? Wow! When did that happen?

Sometimes it's best just to ignore you. Other times, like this one, it's best just to say shut the “F” up.

[_The Nehor]

It's a violation of the Law of Chastity now? Wow! When did that happen?

Sometimes it's best just to ignore you. Other times, like this one, it's best just to say shut the f*** up.

Awwwww.....did I defuse your entire strawman argument?

[_silentkid]

Awwwww.....did I defuse your entire strawman argument?

Yep. You sure did. High five, man.

Your previous comment implied that I was either a liar or an idiot. I reject both of those assumptions. Masturbation is a violation of the Law of Chastity. It is a sexual sin. While it may not be considered as serious a sin as intercourse or oral sex, it is still a sexual sin. It still requires confession and it can delay young men from going on missions and going to the temple until it is overcome.

By the way, what is the point of your lame one-line responses to every topic? You never add anything useful to the discussion and you're not funny. Your schtick is tiresome and boring. Oh well, I guess if it keeps you entertained...

[_KimberlyAnn]

Your schtick is tiresome and boring. Oh well, I guess if it keeps you entertained...

Being entertained by one's own schtick is a sexual sin.

KA

[_silentkid]

Your schtick is tiresome and boring. Oh well, I guess if it keeps you entertained...

Being entertained by one's own schtick is a sexual sin.

KA

Now that was funny. Take notes, Nehor.

[_The Dude]

So now The Sons of Helaman is a schitck joke?




(how'd I do SK?)

[_The Nehor]

Yep. You sure did. High five, man.

Woohoo.

Your previous comment implied that I was either a liar or an idiot.

True.

I reject both of those assumptions.

Awww, and we were just making some progress.

Masturbation is a violation of the Law of Chastity.

No.

It is a sexual sin.

Yes.

While it may not be considered as serious a sin as intercourse or oral sex, it is still a sexual sin.

Hooray!!!! Common ground.

It still requires confession and it can delay young men from going on missions and going to the temple until it is overcome.

Uhhhh.....no, no, and no.

By the way, what is the point of your lame one-line responses to every topic?

I'm on the Internet and I have to have a point to vomit anything that comes to my mind onto a public message board? Quit trying to rewrite the rules here.

You never add anything useful to the discussion and you're not funny.

I did once a long time ago contribute useful things on this board. I learned that in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is considered a loon. So I put on clown shoes and a red nose to fit the part. As to not being funny, I have multiple PM's that disagree. No accounting for your taste I guess.

Your schtick is tiresome and boring.

Foe me.

Oh well, I guess if it keeps you entertained...

Good, now you know the primary reason I come here. Congratulations Sherlock.

[_Mercury]

As a graduate of this program I can say it works.

It all makes sense now.

[_The Nehor]

As a graduate of this program I can say it works.

It all makes sense now.

Thinking you understand everything is a sign of madness.