When will Little Tommy Monson...

[_The Nehor]

Or more importantly instruct us on how to acquire eternal life?

Oh wait, he did.

No he didn't. The CHI did.

Your snappy "answers" need a great deal of work Jed.

We must be monsters. We have the book on how to acquire eternal life and we keep it from all but a few? We must want people to be damned.

Oh wait, we do have a book like that and we pass it out to everyone who will take one. I think you're thinking of the wrong book.

[_Mercury]

We must be monsters.

Yes, you are.

We have the book on how to acquire eternal life and we keep it from all but a few?

I thought it was hokey dress up games and watching a move with interspersed secret handshakes that got you the right kind of eternal life?

We must want people to be damned.

There is quite a bit of evidence to say that this is true within your assinine little worldview

Oh wait, we do have a book like that and we pass it out to everyone who will take one. I think you're thinking of the wrong book.

Kind of hard to keep pitching that old tired line Nehor when the church is built on lies.

[_harmony]

admit to using a seer stone like Joseph Smith?

He won't, because he doesn't.

Tell us when he has talked with the Three Nephites?

He won't, because he doesn't.

Tell us when he has talked with John the Beloved?

He won't, because he doesn't.

Let us know when he stops being rude to his secretaries and assistants?

Huh? What are you talking about? (and being rude isn't confined to just Pres Monson...)

Tell us, once and for all, where the Church was really organized in New York?

What are you talking about? (I'm more interested in the lost revelation restoring the Melch priesthood).

Tell us which of the top dogs have run-ins with the police?

What are you talking about? What run ins with the police? How can they even get a traffic ticket, when they're driven everywhere by limos?

Publish the financial report of the Church like they used to do?

This would be a very good idea. I await the day.

Actually push for honesty in Church business dealings?

I'd settle for openness.

Dump any leadership that is dishonest?

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Are you referring to someone in particular?

[_solomarineris]

Or more importantly instruct us on how to acquire eternal life?
Oh wait, he did.

Oh wait, I have a Bridge to sell you in Manhattan,
There's pot of gold at the end of it.
I still do!!!!

[_harmony]

Joe? Are you going to answer my questions?