Come and listen to the story of a guy named Joe
A poor ex-Mormon couldn't keep himself in Blow
And then one day he was reading Michael Quinn
He then realized what a state he was in
Morg bot
Led astray
Well the first thing you know ol' Joe's with Shades and Gad
The kin folk say "Joe now your bein' bad"
Said general conference is the place you ought to be
But he took his guilt and hate, now he's here with Shades and me.
Libs that is
Bad faith. Falling stars.
The Ballad of Joe the Clerk (short version)
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The Ballad of Joe the Clerk (short version)
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
- Thomas Sowell
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
- Thomas Sowell
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Re: The Ballad of Joe the Clerk (short version)
Vastly, vastly improved, Droopy.
Give yourself a pat on the back.
Give yourself a pat on the back.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
--Louis Midgley
--Louis Midgley