Old Testament Comments from Anti-Mormon Challenge Scholarly Request Thread

[_TAK]

Well, if TAK were really clever he would offer up a limerick

Just as poor antishock8 would have offered up a limerick, had he been clever:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

Oh well.

If wishes were fishes, we'd have a big fry.

If horseTAKs were biscuits, we'd eat till we die.

Oh funny! you should add it to your wiki..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_C._Peterson

by the way.. the Islamic cover err.. career needs beefing up too..

[_Daniel Peterson]

Now that I know what register to write in for the kids here, the possibilities are endless. How about:

TAK and antishock sittin' in a tree
D-I-S-S-I-N-G.

And so on and so forth.

Poor Gadianton Scratch. He launches a thread entitled "The 'Anti-Mormon' Challenge - A scholarly request," and he gets Some Schmo, TAK, and poor antishock8.

[_Daniel Peterson]

by the way.. the Islamic cover err.. career needs beefing up too..

You don't think a biography of Muhammad, fourteen edited bilingual texts, a book-length general introduction to Islam and the Arabs for Latter-day Saints, dozens of taught classes, innumerable lectures on every inhabited continent but South America, a score or so articles and book chapters, and etc., represents enough of a cover?

I apologize.

Could you please post your CV for our wonder, amazement, and awe?

[_TAK]

by the way.. the Islamic cover err.. career needs beefing up too..

You don't think a biography of Muhammad, fourteen edited bilingual texts, a book-length general introduction to Islam and the Arabs for Latter-day Saints, dozens of taught classes, innumerable lectures on every inhabited continent but South America, a score or so articles and book chapters, and etc., represents enough of a cover?

I apologize.

Could you please post your CV for our wonder, amazement, and awe?

You must really be a terribly insecure person constantly seeking the approval of others .. Did your Mother ignore you ?

Adieu and good night ..

[_Daniel Peterson]

You must really be a terribly insecure person constantly seeking the approval of others .. Did your Mother ignore you ?

Not fair! It's not nice to answer me back, says little TAK. I get to attack and criticise you, but you don't get to respond. I get to make fun of you, and you have to shut up. I get to buzz around your head like the little housefly I am, but it's nasty if you swat me. "Boo hoo," says little TAK.

[_Yoda]

(Moderator Note) Topic split from Anti-Mormon Challenge thread per thread starter's request.

[_solomarineris]

Even more so a career choice such as yours ..

Islamic studies?
I don't apologize.

And produce four translation series within the Middle Eastern Texts Initiative, publish books and articles on Islam, lecture around the world on Islam, and etc.

Tak
Don’t you have some Islamic writings that need Chamberlainizing ?

Wow,,,,
Ain't this great?
DCP is educating the planet about Islam.
What's next lesson? Let me guess....
How to conquer the world through Jihad.
How to achieve gender equity in Iran, Saudi Arabia.
Great quotes of Quran.
How to establish a democratic society in a towel-head led male society....
They could always use a man like you DCP.
Damnright! Don't apologize to nobody.

[_Jersey Girl]

ROTFL!

It's a beautiful thing when noxious hypocrites fall into a trap.

The passage below is taken directly from Mister Scratch, on the "Stendahl" thread, where it was presumably okay because it was aimed at me:

It's transparently obvious that your sense of humor is Flintstonian and quaint. Did your mommy and daddy forbid you from watching the naughty, raunchy stuff like Milton Berle, or Saturday Night Live?

In any case: carry on. Your wit is just so modern! So charming! So intelligent! You are so brilliant in your ridicule! I'm in awe of it! Let us offer up a hymn of thanks!

D'oh!

Whoa! Major league touche'!!

[_Jersey Girl]

You must really be a terribly insecure person constantly seeking the approval of others .. Did your Mother ignore you ?

Not fair! It's not nice to answer me back, says little TAK. I get to attack and criticise you, but you don't get to respond. I get to make fun of you, and you have to shut up. I get to buzz around your head like the little housefly I am, but it's nasty if you swat me. "Boo hoo," says little TAK.

Not nice? Is that your imitation of a pre-kindergartener? I'm somewhat of an expert in that regard. Here Daniel, take my hand....

the appropriate response at this point is:

"You're not coming to my birthday party!"

If you need to throw a real pre-kindergarten punch, please modify as follows:

"My MOM said you're not coming to my birthday party!"

No charge for the expertise.

[_Ray A]

Wow,,,,
Ain't this great?
DCP is educating the planet about Islam.
What's next lesson? Let me guess....
How to conquer the world through Jihad.
How to achieve gender equity in Iran, Saudi Arabia.
Great quotes of Quran.
How to establish a democratic society in a towel-head led male society....
They could always use a man like you DCP.
Damnright! Don't apologize to nobody.

Solo, just out of curiosity, have you ever listened to any lectures DCP has given on Islam?