How to eat a Reese's, apologist style

[_Runtu]

Daniel Peterson: If you think anyone of consequence cares how you eat a Reese's, you are sadly mistaken.

Pahoran: Your deviant Reese's eating shows that you support pederasty.

consiglieri: Wrapper => Parchment => Papyrus = Bullseye!

Bill Hamblin: I challenge anyone to come up with the combination of chocolate and peanut butter alone. The odds against this are, well, I'm no mathematician, but ...

Wade Englund: If I had said anything about peanut butter cups, you might have a point. But since you are determined to once again misrepresent what I have said, I will just have to pity your lack of reading comprehension. -- Thanks

smac97: Once again, the antis are publicly condemning Mormons for their Reese's habits. Have they no shame?

MorningStar: I ate a Reese's once and then got diarrhea.

Gaz: Reese's eaters are degenerate piles of human excrement, and I for one prefer to follow Jesus in condemning them and expressing my utter disgust for them.

John Gee: By my calculations, the missing portion of the wrapper was at least six feet long.

Droopy: Only pseudointellectual wannabe socialist bohemians who were raised by guilty white suburbanites who drove Volvos and protested all that is good and decent in America (in their vapid and ignorant attempts to feel better about their coke-addled lives) eat Reese's.

[_JohnStuartMill]

That's great! Especially the one about Pahoran -- what's with that guy?

[_CaliforniaKid]

LOL! My favorites are consiglieri and John Gee, but then I'm sort of biased toward Book of Abraham issues...

[_JohnStuartMill]

Pahoran really did use that argument, though (against me). I thought that was beneath even him.

[_Runtu]

Pahoran really did use that argument, though (against me). I thought that was beneath even him.

I thought you might recognize that one. Apparently, they don't teach logic (or basic human kindness) over in New Zealand.

[_JohnStuartMill]

Pahoran really did use that argument, though (against me). I thought that was beneath even him.

I thought you might recognize that one. Apparently, they don't teach logic (or basic human kindness) over in New Zealand.

No wonder they “F” sheep over there.

[_Jason Bourne]

This had to be the funniest post in a long time!!

But Runtu, to be fair you need to do one of these to show how some of the critics here would talk about Reese's.

[_Thama]

The "-- Thanks" on wenglund's cracked me up. As did Droopy's.

[_Dr. Shades]

The "-- Thanks" on wenglund's cracked me up.

To be complete, Runtu would've had to end wenglund's entry with ". . . but to each his own. Thanks, - Wade Englund - "

[_Ray A]

No wonder they f*** sheep over there.

I'm sure Danna would appreciate that comment.