Okay, now I have time to dismantle your stupidity in more detail.
JohnStuartMill wrote:This is probably my favorite characterization of Christianity:
"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie....
Neither the original conception nor the popular conception of zombies applies to the resurrection of Jesus Christ, dimbulb.
who was his own father
Not even trinitarians believe this, stupid.
can make you live forever if you literally eat his flesh
This criticism only applies to those denominations who believe in transubstantiation or metousiosis.
JohnStuartMill wrote:and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree..."
This is what Calculus Crusader believes, folks.
Did you get this from George Carlin or another worthless pos?