Utah is the Happiest State!

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_Yong Xi
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Utah is the Happiest State!

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Last week Utah was number one in porn. This week it is recognized as the happiest state. .....hmmm

http://health.usnews.com/articles/health/brain-and-behavior/2009/03/11/health-buzz-americas-happiest-states-and-other-health-news.html
_quaker
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Re: Utah is the Happiest State!

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This makes me depressed again.
_harmony
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Yong Xi wrote:Last week Utah was number one in porn. This week it is recognized as the happiest state. .....hmmm

http://health.usnews.com/articles/health/brain-and-behavior/2009/03/11/health-buzz-americas-happiest-states-and-other-health-news.html


So are we supposed to infer that viewing porn makes a person happy?
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_Dr. Shades
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harmony wrote:So are we supposed to infer that viewing porn makes a person happy?

It certainly works for me.
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_John Larsen
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harmony wrote:
Yong Xi wrote:Last week Utah was number one in porn. This week it is recognized as the happiest state. .....hmmm

http://health.usnews.com/articles/health/brain-and-behavior/2009/03/11/health-buzz-americas-happiest-states-and-other-health-news.html


So are we supposed to infer that viewing porn makes a person happy?

I think that goes without saying.
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harmony wrote:
Yong Xi wrote:Last week Utah was number one in porn. This week it is recognized as the happiest state. .....hmmm

http://health.usnews.com/articles/health/brain-and-behavior/2009/03/11/health-buzz-americas-happiest-states-and-other-health-news.html


So are we supposed to infer that viewing porn makes a person happy?


That and xanax..
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_harmony
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TAK wrote:
harmony wrote:
So are we supposed to infer that viewing porn makes a person happy?


That and xanax..


So maybe viewing porn makes men happy (per Shades') and taking antidepressants makes women happy?
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Re: Utah is the Happiest State!

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Getting out from under debt through bankruptcy helps too. There are many reasons for them to be happy. They are part of the one true church. They look at lots of porn, take anti-depressants, and have no debt. I would be happy too.
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However, they're paying for porn for the interests of that survey and that should make you unhappy and/or stupid because it's easy to get the free stuff.
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