Nominations for the Hughies

[_Runtu]

It's that time again, time to make your nominations for the apologists who stand out in their field.

Angriest apologist

Least substantive apologist

Rube Goldberg award for most convoluted attempt at apologia

Lifetime achievement in hubris

Most predictable apologist

Most vulgar apologist

Most embarrassing apologist

Most intelligent apologist

Apologist whose posts you enjoy reading

Most honest apologist

[_harmony]

It's that time again, time to make your nominations for the apologists who stand out in their field.

Angriest apologist: Pahoran

Least substantive apologist: Life on a Plate

Rube Goldberg award for most convoluted attempt at apologia: Wade with Kerry a close second

Lifetime achievement in hubris: Juliann

Most predictable apologist: Daniel

Most vulgar apologist: Will

Most embarrassing apologist: Zakuska

Most intelligent apologist: Brant Gardner

Apologist whose posts you enjoy reading: David Bokovoy

Most honest apologist: Kevin

[_Runtu]

Angriest apologist: Juliann or Pahoran

Least substantive apologist: Dan Peterson, because his online exchanges are almost always devoid of substance

Rube Goldberg award for most convoluted attempt at apologia: Kerry Shirts

Lifetime achievement in hubris: Pahoran

Most predictable apologist: Wade (you've intentionally misread me) England

Most vulgar apologist: Will Schryver

Most embarrassing apologist: Zakuska

Most intelligent apologist: Kevin Barney or David Bokovoy

Apologist whose posts you enjoy reading: Kevin Barney

Most honest apologist: Kevin Barney

[_The Nehor]

You bribe the judges and this still happens......

[_Inconceivable]

Runtu,

These categories haven't been eliminated this year, have they?

Apologist that would not give their 14-17 year old daughter to Joseph Smith: No nominations

Apologist that is not missing the chip that directs their moral compass when evaluating Mormon history: No nominations

[_silentkid]

I don't read the MAD board much so most of what I'm going off of comes from the limited apologist participation on this board. I did read a few threads on MAD yesterday and I came across some postings by MatthewG that made me laugh. I changed a couple of categories.

Angriest apologist: Will Schryver

Least substantive apologist: Dr. Peterson

Lamest apologist: Wade

Lifetime achievement in self-deprecatory humor tactics: Dr. Peterson

Most predictable apologist: Droopy/Coggins

Most vulgar apologist: Will Schryver

Most embarrassing apologist: MatthewG

Most intelligent apologist: The Nehor

Apologist whose posts you enjoy reading: LOAP

Most honest apologist: David Bokovoy (I'm reading honest as sincere)

[_John Larsen]

Angriest apologist: Pahoran

Least substantive apologist: LifeonaPlate

Rube Goldberg award for most convoluted attempt at apologia: Zakuska

Lifetime achievement in hubris: Scott Lloyd

Most predictable apologist: Bill Hamblin

Most vulgar apologist: Will

Most embarrassing apologist: Jason

Most intelligent apologist: Brant Gardner

Apologist whose posts you enjoy reading: All of them

Most honest apologist: Lamanite

[_The Nehor]

Most intelligent apologist: The Nehor

I'd like to thank a few of the little people who got me this far:

Thanks to mother, my sister Christine, my dog Allen, my pet ant Phil, my second cousin Renaldo, Gregor Mendel, Herrman Goering, William the Conquerer, the Duke of Windsor, Cao Cao, the Royal Society for the Prevention of Birds, the Beta-Centaurians, Captain Kirk, Gandalf, Charlie Chaplin, Genghis Khan, the Rhinoceros Party, Barney the dinosaur, the Bic pen company, Mr. Burns, Balaam, the Labor Party of the Czech Republic, salmonella, Emperor Constantine, Nehor, and finally, myself.

Thank you.

[_TAK]

Most intelligent apologist: The Nehor

I'd like to thank a few of the little people who got me this far..:
Thank you.

Umm.. I think that was supposed to be a slam..

[_The Nehor]

Umm.. I think that was supposed to be a slam..

I take what I can get.

Ask Scratch about the patheticism that rules my life and leads me to yearn for any sort of recognition. According to him, I'd do almost anything to be a mod on an inconsequential board.

Either that or my acceptance speech was meant to be a joke.