Departure, Effectively with a Gun to My Head

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William Schryver wrote:I just love when you make an appearance here in the Seedy Lounge at the Great and Spacious Trailer Park™, although it is somewhat of a pain to have to grease the door jams to get you in. :lol:


"Every disciple of Christ will be most effective, and do the most good by adopting a demeanor worthy of a follower of the Savior of the world."

-- Elder M. Russell Ballard.
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William Schryver wrote: You can go straight to hell in a handbasket for all I care. Give harmony a hug when you get there.


If hanging with the Saints means hanging with the likes of Will Schryver, I'd rather hang with the Not-a-Saints like Nightingale.
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
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why me wrote:But now, there is a backward slide. The board has again become a nasty place to hang one's hat.


Agreed; Will returned and it's been all downhill ever since.
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
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Ray A wrote:
William Schryver wrote:I just love when you make an appearance here in the Seedy Lounge at the Great and Spacious Trailer Park™, although it is somewhat of a pain to have to grease the door jams to get you in. :lol:


"Every disciple of Christ will be most effective, and do the most good by adopting a demeanor worthy of a follower of the Savior of the world."

-- Elder M. Russell Ballard.

"Apostates will go to hell."

-- Elder Joseph F. Smith
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harmony:
If hanging with the Saints means hanging with the likes of Will Schryver, I'd rather hang with the Not-a-Saints like Nightingale.

As things now stand, I'm pretty certain you'll get your wish. Except that I'm not so convinced that you and Nightingale are equals in that regard.

Nightingale, to her credit and honor, was candid with her bishop when she ceased to believe in the restored gospel. You, to your discredit and dishonor, cannot say the same.
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Re: Departure, Effectively with a Gun to My Head

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William Schryver wrote:"Apostates will go to hell."

-- Elder Joseph F. Smith

Hell as in the Telestial Kingdom or hell as in Outer Darkness?
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William Schryver wrote:"Apostates will go to hell."

-- Elder Joseph F. Smith


That's a relief. Is that after they are hanged in the public square?

If the CK is made up of people like you, Will, I'll take Brigham's advice that if I end up in hell, I'll kick the devil out and make it the best damn place there ever was. With ample beer to last eternity.

See you there!
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silentkid wrote:
William Schryver wrote:played the organ for the past decade


:lol:


I only did it until I needed glasses.
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_Ray A

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William Schryver wrote:"Apostates will go to hell."

-- Elder Joseph F. Smith


Do you follow dead or living prophets?
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Ray A wrote:
William Schryver wrote:"Apostates will go to hell."

-- Elder Joseph F. Smith


Do you follow dead or living prophets?

I'd go with "dead."

Ray, when people say idiotic things like, "apostates will go to hell" what they're really doing is confessing is their own impotence. "I can't get them, but god will!"

It's pretty pathetic, and yet it still makes me chuckle.
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This is a test, I want you to all sue me;
I think all of you are lying scumbags, douchebags, f**k your religion, f**k your Jesus, BaalZebub.
zzoroaster. None of you have any integrity, most of you are dishonest, you lie, cheat, commit adultery,
you don't pay your taxes, you screw your neighbor's spouse, you steal, you covet.
None of you are any good.
Prove me wrong! Sue me!
In spite of my accusations I still am fond of most of you.
Peace.
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