The Other Board

[_Droopy]

I came to see of my own accord
The curious threads of The Other Board
Where Exmos spend most every day
In shades of stark and dreary gray

They speak of Fanny, Quinn and Beck
They cut the cards and stack the deck
The strawmen swarm in endless hordes
In the curious threads of The Other Board

They speak of sex, both Gay and Straight
They fret and fume about Prop 8
Into the cup such wrath is poured
In the curious threads of The Other Board

Tattoos, earrings, modest dress
Has them under great duress
With pusillanimous pride engorged
In the curious threads of The Other Board

They can't abide in the least degree
The very thought of DCP
For apologists there's no reward
In the curious threads of The Other Board

So come and see the Exmos howl
Feel your stomach churn and growl
So say your prayers and thank the Lord
That you don't stay long at The Other Board.

[_solomarineris]

It is not intended to be offensive

"Courage, not compromise, brings the smile of God's approval."
- President Thomas S. Monson

F*** your worthless President, F*** your creed.
Keep living like a rat, rather than like a freemen.
PS: F*** Gods approval too.

[_KimberlyAnn]

Say, why do you keep coming here?
Is it only to taunt and sneer?
Or does no one on the MAD board bake
Your favorite flavor of cupcake?

Droopy when you took your leaving
Not a poster here was grieving
So take your pocket thesaurus and go
And spare us all the inebriate show.

KA

[_Some Schmo]

There once was a poster named Droopy
It was clear this person was loopy
He thought he was clever
But I thought, "whatever"
His posts like his pants are all poopy

[_Tiktaalik]

So Droopy, if I understand what you're saying it's this

[_Droopy]

It is not intended to be offensive

"Courage, not compromise, brings the smile of God's approval."
- President Thomas S. Monson

This below, like much of what is said here, was:

F*** your worthless President, F*** your creed.
Keep living like a rat, rather than like a freemen.
PS: F*** Gods approval too.

[_silentkid]

Say, why do you keep coming here?
Is it only to taunt and sneer?
Or does no one on the MAD board bake
Your favorite flavor of cupcake?

Droopy when you took your leaving
Not a poster here was grieving
So take your pocket thesaurus and go
And spare us all the inebriate show.

KA

There once was a poster named Droopy
It was clear this person was loopy
He thought he was clever
But I thought, "whatever"
His posts like his pants are all poopy

Great stuff.

[_Trevor]

Droopy when you took your leaving
Not a poster here was grieving
So take your pocket thesaurus and go
And spare us all the inebriate show.

Never were truer lines written.